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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Oct 13 2011, 5:07pm
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Er, Scenes From The Hat.
Greetings, my fine feathered TORnadoes, and welcome to another edition of SFTH. In honor of my new found appreciation of steampunk I thought we could have some fun with LOTR. Now, before you get all in an uproar, and say that the good Professor exactly loathed this sort of tom foolery with the machines and the gadgets, just pause to remember we've also speculated what LOTR would be like had it been written by one Mr. George Lucas.  
So, what would a Steampunk LOTR be like? Would Lobelia's umbrella now possess certain brass accoutrements designed to inflict severe distress upon Sharkey's men? Perhaps poison-misting attachments? Would the "plot hole" now be Why didn't Gandalf just take a steam powered ornithopter to Mt. Doom and drop in the Ring? And just what about that Ring?
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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Steam From The Hat
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Alassëa Eruvande
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Oct 13 2011, 5:07pm
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Shelob's husband was Dr. Miguelito Loveless. /
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Darkstone
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Oct 13 2011, 6:11pm
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Cirdan the Shipwright's original name was actually Nemo, not Nowe. /
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Darkstone
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Oct 13 2011, 6:15pm
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The Elf Lords were collectively known as The League of Extraordinary Eledhrim. /
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Darkstone
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Oct 13 2011, 6:20pm
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There actually was a Bywater express train. /
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Ataahua
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Oct 13 2011, 6:51pm
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*mods up!*//
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Lily Fairbairn
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Oct 13 2011, 7:07pm
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When all seemed lost, Aragorn and his forces arrived on a Mark Twain-style steamer, singing [basso:] "O-O-OLD MA-A-AN RIVER-R-R-R...!" //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Oct 13 2011, 9:47pm
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Frodo and Sam would have had 80 days to get to Mordor and back...//
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weaver
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Oct 13 2011, 10:46pm
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One does not simply walk into Mordor... without goggles //
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Arwen's daughter
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Oct 13 2011, 11:31pm
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... a parasol, a fob watch and some pithy Victorian 2 piece suit.//
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Elven
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Oct 14 2011, 12:10pm
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The sword that was broken has been remade. And we added a 'lightening' feature! //
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Arwen's daughter
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Oct 13 2011, 11:36pm
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Gollum is a Morlock //
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Arwen's daughter
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Oct 14 2011, 12:29am
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LOL!!! //
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Elven
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Oct 14 2011, 12:04pm
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That scary, roving Eye atop that ominous dark tower? just a lighthouse the whole time. //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Oct 14 2011, 3:29am
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can we do dieselpunk?
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titanium_hobbit
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Oct 14 2011, 3:47am
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Yes, please!
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Oct 14 2011, 4:34pm
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PJ would be filming 'Journey to the Centre of The Lonely Mountain' & Rick Wakeman would be doing the soundtrack instead of Howard Shore//
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Elven
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Oct 14 2011, 12:03pm
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With Gertrude as the quacking trush! //
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Plurmo
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Oct 15 2011, 3:28am
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Ah my lord Rick Wakeman doing LOTR music would be insane!!!!!!!!!!
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Xanaseb
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Oct 17 2011, 10:44pm
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Tom Bombadil would have an uber-cool lab in the middle of a truly epic junkyard//
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Arandiel
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Oct 14 2011, 3:56pm
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Frodo and Sam would be rescued by dirigibles //
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grammaboodawg
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Oct 14 2011, 7:01pm
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Dr Grordborts Pomson 6000 - Flame of the West! //
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Elven
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Oct 14 2011, 8:31pm
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Whaddya know: the Palantir network really *is* a series of tubes! //
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Oct 15 2011, 1:32am
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Poor Saruman would get charred hair and beard...
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Plurmo
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Oct 15 2011, 3:28am
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No more "Nine-fingered Frodo" with his new prosthetic, which he can switch to "flamethrower" mode at will.//
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Oct 15 2011, 1:39am
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I want to see this movie. /
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Ataahua
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Oct 15 2011, 3:59am
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The 3 Elven rings of Steampunk
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Mad Hatter of Middle-Earth
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Oct 15 2011, 7:58pm
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The Nazgul first appear on motorcycles; then later reappear riding Da Vinci type flying machines.
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Bladerunner
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Oct 16 2011, 10:20pm
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Orcs would have Bionic implants.
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Xanaseb
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Oct 17 2011, 10:47pm
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Dwarves would be the most legendary! As insane mech-warriors...
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Xanaseb
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Oct 17 2011, 10:49pm
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there would be this giant spiky wheel of death... oh..//
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tennie75
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Oct 19 2011, 2:39am
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Ted Sandyman would be the main character//
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Arandiel
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Oct 19 2011, 4:51pm
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