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MORIA, a parody-tribute (to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles)

Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens

Aug 27 2011, 8:12pm

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MORIA, a parody-tribute (to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles) Can't Post

This parody-tribute was inspired by a post by Arandiel entitled "Hotel Moria" under the Saruman-with-guitar caption contest. Arandiel, this is for you.

MORIA, performed by the Eagles

(featuring Thorondor Henley on drums/vocals, Gwaihir Frey on guitar, Landroval "Dro" Walsh on guitar, Tim "Moth" Meneldor-Schmidt on bass)

To the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles


In a dark Dwarven mine-way
Without wind in our hair
Foul smell of detritus
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
The paths split left, down, and right
Our heads grew heavy and our sight grew dim
We had to stop for the night.

[DRUMS:] Doom! Doom!

The Watcher had blocked the doorway
Our wizard took the helm
And we were thinking to ourselves
“This could be Ûdun, not the Blessed Realm”
Then he lit up a crystal
And he showed us the way
Orcs were drumming down the corridor
We thought we heard them say:

Welcome to the Orc-infested Moria!
Such a lovely place
For your burial space.
Plenty of mithril to mine down here in Moria
Any time of year,
You can perish here.

The tunnels tortuously twisted,
They’ve got the Orc-laden bends,
We met a lot of pretty, pretty boys
If pretty means goblin rear-ends,
Drop a stone down a deep well,
Foo-oo-oo-ool of a Took!
I think they’ve got a cave troll,
Quick, let’s read Ori’s book….

Then came forth the chieftain,
Speared me through my right side.
I thought, if it hadn’t worn my mail-shirt here,
I would have surely died.
And still that Dimrill-gate waiting so far away
See the Orcs all scattering in fright
Of a Shadow and Flame.

Welcome to the Balrog-haunted Moria!
Such a lovely place,
Now it’s time to race!
Plenty of bottomless pits down here in Moria.
What a curious thing,
Does it have real wings?

With his staff and Glamdring
Standing over the crevasse,
He said, “I am a servant of the secret fire,
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
But forth the demon clambered,
And as the bridge broke anon,
Gandalf caught in that whip of flame,
“Fly you fools!” he cried, and was gone.

Last thing I remember, we were
Running for the door
We had to find the passage there
To the place we headed for.
“Relax,” said the Lady.
A sad lament did we hear.
“What’s it mean?” I heard Merry ask.
Legolas: “Nay, the grief is too near.”

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."

(This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Aug 27 2011, 8:13pm)


dernwyn
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Aug 27 2011, 8:28pm

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*applauds madly* and *mods up* [In reply to] Can't Post

Awesome, Ruxendil!

I think I like some of this better than the original! Laugh


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Ataahua
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Aug 27 2011, 9:23pm

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*huge applause* [In reply to] Can't Post

That's fantastic! And once again, the orcs' welcome leaves *a lot* to be desired!

Well done! :D

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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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Eowyn of Penns Woods
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Aug 28 2011, 12:17am

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Ditto that! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Aug 28 2011, 3:27pm

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*mods up* WOW! [In reply to] Can't Post

That was AWESOME! You did the whole thing!!! I love that original song... and you've really brought it up a notch. WELL DONE!!!


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NottaSackville
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Aug 28 2011, 6:02pm

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*blinks* That was flipping brilliant! [In reply to] Can't Post

 Not only a perfect match of song to subject, but the implementation was awesome.

Well-played, Rux!

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens

Aug 29 2011, 1:33am

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Thanks so much [In reply to] Can't Post

for your kind compliments, all posters above! ^^^ Also thanks to everybody who read it.

For those who liked this parody and has not yet read my previous one (which happened to be my very first post on this forum), called "The Second Age", I hope you'll take a moment to check it out:

http://newboards.theonering.net/...?post=384117;#384117 I hope you'll enjoy it as well.

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


ByThorinsBeard
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Aug 29 2011, 12:54pm

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agree, this is great Ruxendil! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you anywhere." - Albert Einstein.


Arandiel
Grey Havens

Aug 30 2011, 2:57am

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Brilliant! And for a thank-you mathom, [In reply to] Can't Post

here's a football (soccer) themed parody I did a while back

Enjoy!

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Grey Havens

Aug 30 2011, 4:53am

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

just read it, thanks. It's a goal!

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."

 
 

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