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MORIA, a parody-tribute (to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles)

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 27 2011, 8:12pm


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This parody-tribute was inspired by a post by Arandiel entitled "Hotel Moria" under the Saruman-with-guitar caption contest. Arandiel, this is for you.

MORIA, performed by the Eagles

(featuring Thorondor Henley on drums/vocals, Gwaihir Frey on guitar, Landroval "Dro" Walsh on guitar, Tim "Moth" Meneldor-Schmidt on bass)

To the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles


In a dark Dwarven mine-way
Without wind in our hair
Foul smell of detritus
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
The paths split left, down, and right
Our heads grew heavy and our sight grew dim
We had to stop for the night.

[DRUMS:] Doom! Doom!

The Watcher had blocked the doorway
Our wizard took the helm
And we were thinking to ourselves
“This could be Ûdun, not the Blessed Realm”
Then he lit up a crystal
And he showed us the way
Orcs were drumming down the corridor
We thought we heard them say:

Welcome to the Orc-infested Moria!
Such a lovely place
For your burial space.
Plenty of mithril to mine down here in Moria
Any time of year,
You can perish here.

The tunnels tortuously twisted,
They’ve got the Orc-laden bends,
We met a lot of pretty, pretty boys
If pretty means goblin rear-ends,
Drop a stone down a deep well,
Foo-oo-oo-ool of a Took!
I think they’ve got a cave troll,
Quick, let’s read Ori’s book….

Then came forth the chieftain,
Speared me through my right side.
I thought, if it hadn’t worn my mail-shirt here,
I would have surely died.
And still that Dimrill-gate waiting so far away
See the Orcs all scattering in fright
Of a Shadow and Flame.

Welcome to the Balrog-haunted Moria!
Such a lovely place,
Now it’s time to race!
Plenty of bottomless pits down here in Moria.
What a curious thing,
Does it have real wings?

With his staff and Glamdring
Standing over the crevasse,
He said, “I am a servant of the secret fire,
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
But forth the demon clambered,
And as the bridge broke anon,
Gandalf caught in that whip of flame,
“Fly you fools!” he cried, and was gone.

Last thing I remember, we were
Running for the door
We had to find the passage there
To the place we headed for.
“Relax,” said the Lady.
A sad lament did we hear.
“What’s it mean?” I heard Merry ask.
Legolas: “Nay, the grief is too near.”

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."

(This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Aug 27 2011, 8:13pm)

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MORIA, a parody-tribute (to the tune of Hotel California by the Eagles) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 27 2011, 8:12pm
    *applauds madly* and *mods up* dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Aug 27 2011, 8:28pm
        Ditto that! // Eowyn of Penns Woods Send a private message to Eowyn of Penns Woods Aug 28 2011, 12:17am
        agree, this is great Ruxendil! // ByThorinsBeard Send a private message to ByThorinsBeard Aug 29 2011, 12:54pm
    *huge applause* Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Aug 27 2011, 9:23pm
    *mods up* WOW! grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Aug 28 2011, 3:27pm
    *blinks* That was flipping brilliant! NottaSackville Send a private message to NottaSackville Aug 28 2011, 6:02pm
    Thanks so much Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 29 2011, 1:33am
    Brilliant! And for a thank-you mathom, Arandiel Send a private message to Arandiel Aug 30 2011, 2:57am
        LOL! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 30 2011, 4:53am

 
 
 

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