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Aug 9 2011, 3:38am
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In the Second Age
a parody/tribute, by me.
(to the tune of... you'll know.)
In the Second Age of Arda, a dark lord gave the Three,
To Elven kings from over the Sea.
In the Second Age of Arda, the Seven gaveth he
To Dwarven lords,
And the Three to Elves from over the Sea.
In the Second Age of Arda, some Rings bestoweth he:
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And the Nine to mortal men like me.
In the Second Age of Arda, with cunning, fashioned he
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord's legacy:
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, they donned their jewelry.
Sixth sense-a-tingling,
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord thought with glee:
Seven Dwarves, I hear you,
Sixth sense-a-tingling,
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, the folk no longer free
Hated the enslavement,
Seven Dwarves in terror,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord’s deputies,
Nine Nazgul riders,
Hate and fear incarnate,
Seven Dwarves in terror,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord did decree:
Them, One to rule,
Nine Nazgul riders,
Hate and fear incarnate,
Seven palantiri,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to bind them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, his sentinels did see:
Elendil’s men-a-marching,
Then, Elves to join them.
Nine Nazgul riders
Hated to see them.
Seven years besieged,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to bind them utterly.
In the Second Age of Arda, in Dagorlad valiantly,
Elves’ spears-a-thrusting,
Elendil’s sword-a-swinging.
Tenth finger falling,
Nine digits quaking,
Ate Narsil’s sharpness,
Severed at the joint,
Sixth sense abandoned.
TWENTY GOLD RINGS:
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
But the One Ring, he lost it utterly.
"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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In the Second Age, a parody/tribute
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 9 2011, 3:38am
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LOVE it!
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Lissuin
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Aug 9 2011, 4:35am
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/heheheh good one goooooood one/
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elvenhobbit
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Aug 9 2011, 7:58pm
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Very clever!
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dernwyn
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Aug 10 2011, 12:49am
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Thanks for noticing that! :-)
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 10 2011, 1:41am
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That's wonderful.
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ByThorinsBeard
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Aug 10 2011, 1:14am
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Thanks so much!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 10 2011, 1:31am
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Oh, that's right!
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dernwyn
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Aug 10 2011, 10:11am
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Re: Oh, that's right!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 10 2011, 2:41pm
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Welcome!
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Darkstone
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Aug 10 2011, 3:50pm
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gotta get me to the Shire then
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 10 2011, 6:53pm
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Great stuff!
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Ethel Duath
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Aug 10 2011, 3:33am
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A classic in the making! Well done :D //
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grammaboodawg
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Aug 10 2011, 1:22pm
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humble thanks!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 11 2011, 1:19pm
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It must be because I'm homeschooled...
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Gollum the Great
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Aug 17 2011, 9:30pm
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Can't be.
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Darkstone
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Aug 17 2011, 9:37pm
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Aw kontrair, my friend
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Gollum the Great
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Aug 17 2011, 9:46pm
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Oh yeah, that one!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 18 2011, 1:17am
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sure, print and share away!
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 18 2011, 1:11am
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I figured it out when..
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Gollum the Great
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Aug 24 2011, 12:42am
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