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In the Second Age, a parody/tribute

Ruxendil_Thoorg
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Aug 9 2011, 3:38am


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In the Second Age
a parody/tribute, by me.

(to the tune of... you'll know.)

In the Second Age of Arda, a dark lord gave the Three,
To Elven kings from over the Sea.

In the Second Age of Arda, the Seven gaveth he
To Dwarven lords,
And the Three to Elves from over the Sea.

In the Second Age of Arda, some Rings bestoweth he:
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And the Nine to mortal men like me.

In the Second Age of Arda, with cunning, fashioned he
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord's legacy:
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, they donned their jewelry.
Sixth sense-a-tingling,
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord thought with glee:
Seven Dwarves, I hear you,
Sixth sense-a-tingling,
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, the folk no longer free
Hated the enslavement,
Seven Dwarves in terror,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lordís deputies,
Nine Nazgul riders,
Hate and fear incarnate,
Seven Dwarves in terror,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to rule them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, the dark lord did decree:
Them, One to rule,
Nine Nazgul riders,
Hate and fear incarnate,
Seven palantiri,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to bind them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, his sentinels did see:
Elendilís men-a-marching,
Then, Elves to join them.
Nine Nazgul riders
Hated to see them.
Seven years besieged,
Sixth sense betrayed by
TWENTY GOLD RINGS.
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
And himself One to bind them utterly.

In the Second Age of Arda, in Dagorlad valiantly,
Elvesí spears-a-thrusting,
Elendilís sword-a-swinging.
Tenth finger falling,
Nine digits quaking,
Ate Narsilís sharpness,
Severed at the joint,
Sixth sense abandoned.
TWENTY GOLD RINGS:
For the Men the Nine,
Three to the Elves,
To the Dwarves Seven,
But the One Ring, he lost it utterly.

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."

Subject User Time
In the Second Age, a parody/tribute Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 9 2011, 3:38am
    LOVE it! Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Aug 9 2011, 4:35am
    /heheheh good one goooooood one/ elvenhobbit Send a private message to elvenhobbit Aug 9 2011, 7:58pm
    Very clever! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Aug 10 2011, 12:49am
        Thanks for noticing that! :-) Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 10 2011, 1:41am
    That's wonderful. ByThorinsBeard Send a private message to ByThorinsBeard Aug 10 2011, 1:14am
    Thanks so much! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 10 2011, 1:31am
        Oh, that's right! dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Aug 10 2011, 10:11am
            Re: Oh, that's right! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 10 2011, 2:41pm
                Welcome! Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Aug 10 2011, 3:50pm
                    gotta get me to the Shire then Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 10 2011, 6:53pm
    Great stuff! Ethel Duath Send a private message to Ethel Duath Aug 10 2011, 3:33am
    A classic in the making! Well done :D // grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Aug 10 2011, 1:22pm
        humble thanks! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 11 2011, 1:19pm
    It must be because I'm homeschooled... Gollum the Great Aug 17 2011, 9:30pm
        Can't be. Darkstone Send a private message to Darkstone Aug 17 2011, 9:37pm
            Aw kontrair, my friend Gollum the Great Aug 17 2011, 9:46pm
            Oh yeah, that one! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 18 2011, 1:17am
        sure, print and share away! Ruxendil_Thoorg Send a private message to Ruxendil_Thoorg Aug 18 2011, 1:11am
            I figured it out when.. Gollum the Great Aug 24 2011, 12:42am

 
 
 

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