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"Hobbit's Drinking Song"

Gerontius
The Shire


Jul 31 2011, 8:59am


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The last poem of my old parody poem's I'm going to post... unless I track down Galadriel singing the "Queen of the Night" Aria


Hobbits' Drinking Song
By Gerontius (after Monty Python's Drinking Song)

Ungoliant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Butterbur, Butterbur:
He would often slur
But could drink you under the table.
Boromir
Could drink more beer
Than poor departed Deagol
And Denethor
Would be on the floor
If he had a drink with Smeagol

There's nothing Eru
Couldn't tell you
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Saruman, himself, was permanently pissed.

Bombadil,
Of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy
Was particularly ill.
Bilbo, they say,
Could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Hammerhand, Hammerhand
Was a flaming firebrand,
Sam was fond of his stout,
And Galadriel
Would be drinking well
"When other lights go out."

Yes Saruman himself is particularly missed
A lovely little wizard, but a bugger when he's pissed.

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"Hobbit's Drinking Song" Gerontius Send a private message to Gerontius Jul 31 2011, 8:59am
    And Galadriel Lissuin Send a private message to Lissuin Aug 1 2011, 8:36am
    This I like... Phibbus Send a private message to Phibbus Aug 3 2011, 4:06am
    That's great...claps ByThorinsBeard Send a private message to ByThorinsBeard Aug 5 2011, 1:20am
    Love it! Altaira Send a private message to Altaira Aug 7 2011, 2:12am

 
 
 

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