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a.s.
Valinor
Mar 27 2011, 4:14am
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COMPLETELY OT: Senior texting codes
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At the suggestion of some Facebook friends, I'm posting these, which I stole from another friend:
SENIORS TEXTING CODE :
ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..Talk To You Louder
You may only find these funny if you are of a certain age, not sure.
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"an seileachan"
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Ataahua
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Mar 27 2011, 4:17am
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This will be me - I guarantee it.
Thanks for posting these! :D
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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RosieLass
Valinor
Mar 27 2011, 10:05am
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I already suffer from Forgot Where I Was.  
It is always those with the fewest sensible things to say who make the loudest noise in saying them. --Precious Ramotswe (Alexander McCall Smith)
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dernwyn
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Mar 27 2011, 12:21pm
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Especially TTYL!
Heh, thanks for sending these along!
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915
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ShyElf
Lorien
Mar 27 2011, 2:14pm
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... I live this!
This was funny (I'm obviously the right age!!) Thank goodness I had already finished swallowing my coffee before I opened this post!
Cheers!
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a.s.
Valinor
Mar 27 2011, 4:03pm
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What did I come in this room for?
LOL
a.s.
"an seileachan"
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Mar 27 2011, 4:15pm
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Where Did I Put My Glasses?
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silneldor
Half-elven
Mar 27 2011, 4:59pm
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Now that it is too late sitting here, where is the spare toilet paper roll because i can't go running around looking for it?
''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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Annael
Immortal
Mar 27 2011, 7:11pm
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took me a second.
The way we imagine our lives is the way we are going to go on living our lives.
- James Hillman, Healing Fiction
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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
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a.s.
Valinor
Mar 27 2011, 7:51pm
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"an seileachan"
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elvenhobbit
Rohan
Mar 27 2011, 8:45pm
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rolling over floor laughinh cant get up my wheelchair is broken i fell out of it I was laughing so much....
Elven by name, Hobbit by nature
'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-
and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...
and through it all we remain strong and true
for eternity is bonds unbroken
beyond the sea...
into the realm of TORN!
wheres breakfast?
- which one??!
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Gimli'sBox
Gondor
Mar 29 2011, 1:00pm
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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing the evidently prefer.
"A common and boring artifact, unlike myself." -Solembum
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Patty
Immortal
Mar 29 2011, 4:45pm
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CRMLN--is can't remember my last name. I notice here lately that after 32 years of marriage I have taken to signing my maiden name without thinking sometimes. 
Permanent address: Into the West
Must. Have. The Precious! Give us the LotR EE Blu-ray Ultimate Box Set!
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silneldor
Half-elven
Mar 30 2011, 1:17am
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So do i.
''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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