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Aragorn vs. Mob of angry hamsters

Earendil The Mariner
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Jul 12 2007, 12:09am

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After years of peaceful reigning in Gondor, Aragorn's policies have upset the hamster population and, with knives taped to their back and forks in hand pour into his throne room through the sewer pipes and attack.Aragorn only has a personal knife to defend himself with


GOOMBA
The Shire


Jul 12 2007, 12:14am

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A hamster could sneak up and stab him!


Patty
Immortal


Jul 12 2007, 4:31pm

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My money is on Aragorn [In reply to] Can't Post

when he gave the "my brothers" speech in front of the black gates, he proved he could be very persuasive with his talk, and I'm sure he could convince the hamsters that they should back down.

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Darkstone
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Jul 12 2007, 5:27pm

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"An hour of hamsters and shattered forks, when the age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day."

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Bree


Jul 15 2007, 6:51pm

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*laughs so hard she nearly falls off chair* [In reply to] Can't Post

now THAT I would pay to see Smile

To be honest I don't think ANYONE could contend with enough angry mini-rodents. Those things are deadly.

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luinfalathiel
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Jul 18 2007, 9:50am

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That is one of the funniest mental images I've had all day.

Uh, let's see ... the hamsters may have knives, but Aragorn could just jump on them. It would be gross and awful, but hey, this isn't a popularity contest. :)

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Ainu Laire
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Jul 24 2007, 11:24am

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A tough battle, to be sure... [In reply to] Can't Post

But how in the world are the hamsters holding forks when they have no hands?

Once Aragorn pointed out the flaw in this logic, the hamsters would explode in a rage of common sense.

*ducks*

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balinman
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Nov 13 2009, 4:28pm

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first two little hamsters would come up to aragorn and tickle his feet and he would be laughing so hard that he would fall to the ground and some other hamsters would come and beat him up.Cool


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 2:49pm

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