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Scenes From the Hat

Aerlinn
Lorien


Jul 10 2007, 12:43pm

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From our luin comes this lovely idea: Things you can say about Gandalf, but not about your boyfriend ...

Heh. *rubs hands* This should be good. Have fun. And don't forget to PM me with any ideas!



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luinfalathiel
Lorien


Jul 10 2007, 12:47pm

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"He'd better leave his staff outside ... " ;) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ginger
Lorien

Jul 10 2007, 1:35pm

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Gandalf makes me see fireworks [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Curious
Half-elven

Jul 10 2007, 2:02pm

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He *ahem* precisely when he means to./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Curious
Half-elven

Jul 10 2007, 2:06pm

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He fell and rose again./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Aerlinn
Lorien


Jul 10 2007, 2:12pm

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"He's a lot more cheerful since he died." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 10 2007, 2:15pm

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He's not afraid to make a fashion statement // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


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weaver
Half-elven

Jul 10 2007, 2:15pm

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"He made the Middle Earth move for me.."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 10 2007, 2:16pm

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Says "I am sorry" when he's delayed./ [In reply to] Can't Post



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 10 2007, 2:17pm

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Doesn't mind being asked "What does your heart tell you?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Lossefalme
Gondor


Jul 10 2007, 2:37pm

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He has great stamina and energy, (esp. for an old guy!) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 10 2007, 4:27pm

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Mods UP! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Jul 10 2007, 5:26pm

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Or at least *calls*!!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


weaver
Half-elven

Jul 10 2007, 8:08pm

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and puts the chamber pot seat down too, no doubt.../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 10 2007, 8:20pm

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Keeps it secret, keeps it safe. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.Ē



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 10 2007, 10:35pm

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Arrives holding a bouquet of verge // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


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Penthe
Gondor


Jul 11 2007, 1:07am

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You can tell him you like his frock/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kimi
Forum Admin / Moderator

Jul 11 2007, 1:30am

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He wore white to a friend's wedding. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 




Promises to Keep: a novel set in 19th Century New Zealand.

The Passing of Mistress Rose

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

- A Room With a View





(This post was edited by Aerlinn on Jul 11 2007, 4:02am)


Aerlinn
Lorien


Jul 11 2007, 4:02am

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Even though his skirts often trail in the mud./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Aerlinn's Law #17: "He who wants a rose must respect the thorn."
~~~~ Persian Proverb

"She who wants a Captain must respect the horn."
~~~B-Girl Proverb
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Penthe
Gondor


Jul 11 2007, 10:06am

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He's going for that 'The Piano' realist effect. [In reply to] Can't Post

Or maybe the 1990s version of Little Women starring a woefully miscast Winona Ryder as Jo. Now, perhaps Gandalf could stand in for Professor Bhaer - they both have the same job of teaching innocent young things to believe in all that is holy and good in the world while helping them avoid materialists and other errors of judgement.

Jo - Merry
Beth - Frodo
Meg - Sam (of course)
Amy - Pippin (more errors to get over than the other ones, ends up rich)

Professor Bhaer - Gandalf
Marmee - Aragorn

Look, I didn't know where this was going, but these things happen.





Aerlinn
Lorien


Jul 11 2007, 12:34pm

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Bwah! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's all beautifully ridiculous, but for some reason it's Aragorn as Marmee that I'll be laughing at all day.



Aerlinn's Law #17: "He who wants a rose must respect the thorn."
~~~~ Persian Proverb

"She who wants a Captain must respect the horn."
~~~B-Girl Proverb

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