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spymaster@theonering.net

Feb 13 2011, 9:44am

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'The Hobbit' Flash Forward! Can't Post

The headlines related to 'The Hobbit' films have been unpredictable as the weather! We thought it might be a fun exercise to discuss what 'The Hobbit' headlines will be in September 2011. Will it be...'Lazy Lob! Attercop! Spiders revealed!' or maybe 'No delays for The Hobbit! Production on Schedule'. How about 'TheOneRing.net's Server Under Water!' What do you think? Share your thoughts in our forum, comments or on Facebook!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 4:08pm

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Exterminators Flee Hobbit Set [In reply to] Can't Post

Evil


Flagg
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 4:13pm

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Matamata volcano wipes out 'Hobbit' cast and crew // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


silneldor
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 5:11pm

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WHAPOMP! [In reply to] Can't Post

That were a volcanic nurball thrown respectfully but with zealous intent. MadLaugh

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













macfalk
Valinor


Feb 13 2011, 5:30pm

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"Filming scheduled to begin in October" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 5:57pm

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*snigger* [In reply to] Can't Post

That's good, but let's hope it doesn't come true (unless the alternative is November)


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Garfeimao
Rohan


Feb 13 2011, 6:01pm

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Bard has finally been cast (nt) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Peace, Love and Rock & Roll,


Garfeimao
The orange stripey One



Cruise to Middle-earth


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 6:03pm

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"Due to further delays, GdT is now able to take back the director's seat" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 6:05pm

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HaHaHaHaHa!! But now I'm left [In reply to] Can't Post

to sort out my mixed feelings!ShockedCrazyWink


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 13 2011, 6:22pm

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*win* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


cameragod
Lorien


Feb 13 2011, 6:50pm

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HobbiTORN - Jackson casts all TRON members as extras. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm not totally selfish in my daydreams... ;)

All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY


"A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 7:21pm

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It's the thought that counts [In reply to] Can't Post

We're sure everyone from Tron thank you. Wink


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 7:25pm

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Nobody [In reply to] Can't Post

can get away with anything on these boards, can they?

Which, incidentally, makes it feel like home, as my family pounces on any slip of the tongue as well (well, here it's a slip of the keyboard Tongue)


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Kangi Ska
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 8:03pm

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Does this mean Arnold Schwarzenegger has joined the cast as Bard the Bowman? [In reply to] Can't Post

He is the only Ex-terminator that comes to mind.

Kangi Ska Resident Trickster & Wicked White Crebain
Life is an adventure, not a contest.

At night you can not tell if crows are black or white.
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Smaug Small


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 8:07pm

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*groan* [In reply to] Can't Post

I was confused and wondering where you were going when I had only read the subject line

*rolls her eyes*


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Feb 13 2011, 8:12pm

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Due to bankruptcy concerns, WB is pulling funding [In reply to] Can't Post

They don't want to go bankrupt when the movies don't come out until after the end of the world and there's no one to go see the movies


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 8:34pm

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"Ex-Governers Flee Hobbit Set: Jackson rejects [In reply to] Can't Post

Horror movie slant on Hobbit films . . . " AngelicWink


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Feb 13 2011, 8:47pm

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Peter Jackson: "Everything is under control." [In reply to] Can't Post

Which we know by now is code for 'the animators are getting no sleep'.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


(This post was edited by Ataahua on Feb 13 2011, 8:49pm)


Carne
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 8:59pm

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"Storage severs catch fire. 98% of footage lost." [In reply to] Can't Post

It would be unbearable.


MissBaggins
Bree


Feb 13 2011, 9:06pm

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Bloom claims compensation after breaking fingernail in fight scene [In reply to] Can't Post

...putting the movie's budget back £1,000,000 and the release date to Feb 2048.

The Road goes ever on and on...

(This post was edited by Ataahua on Feb 13 2011, 9:15pm)


cameragod
Lorien


Feb 13 2011, 9:45pm

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Doh! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sigh… dyslexia bites me in the ass again.

For most of my childhood I thought the sign at the local “Gospel” Church read “Gossiphall” Church… at least that time I had the meaning right if not the word. Smile

All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY


"A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press


Milknut
Rohan


Feb 13 2011, 9:54pm

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Hobbit: Part 2 name released: "The Hobbit- Itaril's Journey"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie___


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 13 2011, 11:19pm

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Lord knows it's easy to put a foot wrong around here! [In reply to] Can't Post

A little teasing is a form of endearment. At least I hope it is Laugh


Kangi Ska
Half-elven


Feb 14 2011, 1:17am

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The Governator speaks to the role of Bard in The Hobbit. [In reply to] Can't Post

I kill that dragon. It's me I am back.



Kangi Ska Resident Trickster & Wicked White Crebain
Life is an adventure, not a contest.

At night you can not tell if crows are black or white.
Photobucket
Smaug Small


cameragod
Lorien


Feb 14 2011, 1:35am

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It depends on who the teaser is [In reply to] Can't Post

I get what you mean and thanks but I should warn you that in stud farming a “teaser” is what they call the bull they use to get the Stud bull to mount and supply… umm… product.
So I might pass on some forms of teasing as a form of endearment… WinkLaughLaugh



All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY


"A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press

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