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News from Bree
spymaster@theonering.net
Feb 13 2011, 9:44am
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'The Hobbit' Flash Forward!
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The headlines related to 'The Hobbit' films have been unpredictable as the weather! We thought it might be a fun exercise to discuss what 'The Hobbit' headlines will be in September 2011. Will it be...'Lazy Lob! Attercop! Spiders revealed!' or maybe 'No delays for The Hobbit! Production on Schedule'. How about 'TheOneRing.net's Server Under Water!' What do you think? Share your thoughts in our forum, comments or on Facebook!
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Flagg
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 4:13pm
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Matamata volcano wipes out 'Hobbit' cast and crew //
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silneldor
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Feb 13 2011, 5:11pm
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That were a volcanic nurball thrown respectfully but with zealous intent. 
''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky Here is where the birds of Manwe fly Looking at the land, and the water that flows The true beauty of earth shows With the stars of Varda lighting my way In all the realms this is where I stay In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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macfalk
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Feb 13 2011, 5:30pm
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"Filming scheduled to begin in October" //
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The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 5:57pm
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That's good, but let's hope it doesn't come true (unless the alternative is November)
..The land of long-forgotten name: ......no man may ever anchor near; ..No steering star his hope may aim, ......for nether Night its marches drear, ..And waters wide no sail may tame, ......with shores encircled dark and sheer. ..O! Haven where my heart would be! ......the waves beat upon thy bar ..For ever echo endlessly, ......when longing leads thy thought afar
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 6:03pm
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"Due to further delays, GdT is now able to take back the director's seat" //
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..The land of long-forgotten name: ......no man may ever anchor near; ..No steering star his hope may aim, ......for nether Night its marches drear, ..And waters wide no sail may tame, ......with shores encircled dark and sheer. ..O! Haven where my heart would be! ......the waves beat upon thy bar ..For ever echo endlessly, ......when longing leads thy thought afar
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven

Feb 13 2011, 6:05pm
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to sort out my mixed feelings! 
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Ataahua
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Feb 13 2011, 6:22pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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cameragod
Lorien

Feb 13 2011, 6:50pm
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HobbiTORN - Jackson casts all TRON members as extras.
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I'm not totally selfish in my daydreams... ;)
All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY "A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press
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SirDennisC
Half-elven

Feb 13 2011, 7:21pm
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We're sure everyone from Tron thank you.
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 7:25pm
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can get away with anything on these boards, can they? Which, incidentally, makes it feel like home, as my family pounces on any slip of the tongue as well (well, here it's a slip of the keyboard )
..The land of long-forgotten name: ......no man may ever anchor near; ..No steering star his hope may aim, ......for nether Night its marches drear, ..And waters wide no sail may tame, ......with shores encircled dark and sheer. ..O! Haven where my heart would be! ......the waves beat upon thy bar ..For ever echo endlessly, ......when longing leads thy thought afar
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Kangi Ska
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Feb 13 2011, 8:03pm
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Does this mean Arnold Schwarzenegger has joined the cast as Bard the Bowman?
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He is the only Ex-terminator that comes to mind.
Kangi Ska Resident Trickster & Wicked White Crebain Life is an adventure, not a contest. At night you can not tell if crows are black or white.
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 8:07pm
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I was confused and wondering where you were going when I had only read the subject line *rolls her eyes*
..The land of long-forgotten name: ......no man may ever anchor near; ..No steering star his hope may aim, ......for nether Night its marches drear, ..And waters wide no sail may tame, ......with shores encircled dark and sheer. ..O! Haven where my heart would be! ......the waves beat upon thy bar ..For ever echo endlessly, ......when longing leads thy thought afar
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea

Feb 13 2011, 8:12pm
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Due to bankruptcy concerns, WB is pulling funding
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They don't want to go bankrupt when the movies don't come out until after the end of the world and there's no one to go see the movies
..The land of long-forgotten name: ......no man may ever anchor near; ..No steering star his hope may aim, ......for nether Night its marches drear, ..And waters wide no sail may tame, ......with shores encircled dark and sheer. ..O! Haven where my heart would be! ......the waves beat upon thy bar ..For ever echo endlessly, ......when longing leads thy thought afar
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven

Feb 13 2011, 8:34pm
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"Ex-Governers Flee Hobbit Set: Jackson rejects
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Horror movie slant on Hobbit films . . . " 
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Ataahua
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Feb 13 2011, 8:47pm
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Peter Jackson: "Everything is under control."
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Which we know by now is code for 'the animators are getting no sleep'.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Carne
Tol Eressea
Feb 13 2011, 8:59pm
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"Storage severs catch fire. 98% of footage lost."
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It would be unbearable.
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MissBaggins
Bree

Feb 13 2011, 9:06pm
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Bloom claims compensation after breaking fingernail in fight scene
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...putting the movie's budget back £1,000,000 and the release date to Feb 2048.
The Road goes ever on and on...
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cameragod
Lorien

Feb 13 2011, 9:45pm
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Sigh… dyslexia bites me in the ass again. For most of my childhood I thought the sign at the local “Gospel” Church read “Gossiphall” Church… at least that time I had the meaning right if not the word.
All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY "A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press
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Milknut
Rohan

Feb 13 2011, 9:54pm
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Hobbit: Part 2 name released: "The Hobbit- Itaril's Journey"//
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The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie. The cake is a lie___
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SirDennisC
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Feb 13 2011, 11:19pm
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Lord knows it's easy to put a foot wrong around here!
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A little teasing is a form of endearment. At least I hope it is
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Kangi Ska
Half-elven

Feb 14 2011, 1:17am
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The Governator speaks to the role of Bard in The Hobbit.
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I kill that dragon. It's me I am back.
Kangi Ska Resident Trickster & Wicked White Crebain Life is an adventure, not a contest. At night you can not tell if crows are black or white.
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cameragod
Lorien

Feb 14 2011, 1:35am
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It depends on who the teaser is
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I get what you mean and thanks but I should warn you that in stud farming a “teaser” is what they call the bull they use to get the Stud bull to mount and supply… umm… product. So I might pass on some forms of teasing as a form of endearment…  
All artists are prepared to suffer for their work, but why are so few prepared to learn to draw? :BANKSY "A Cameraman without a camera is just a man." Stephen Press
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