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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Dec 16 2010, 2:36pm
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Scenes From The Hat
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Merry Week Before Christmas, TORnadoes! Today's installment of SFTH was suggested by the lovely and talented weaver. 
Things not to do at Galadriel and Celeborn's Christmas Party.
Remember your // for subject only posts and PM me with your fabulous ideas for a future SFTH!
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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sador
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 3:00pm
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Don't touch the "water" if you are less than three centuries old. //
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"Welcome, and well met!" - Gloin.
The weekly discussion of The Lord of the Rings is back! Please join us in the Reading Room.
"Lying by omission seems to happen a lot in this trilogy."
- Milady.
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silneldor
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 3:00pm
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Dress up like an orc and jump out from behind a bush and yell BOO!\\
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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 16 2010, 3:23pm
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Have the Elven scribe make a copy of a certain part of your anatomy. /
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Give someone a fish and they eat for one day.
Teach someone to fish and they find the One Ring, burrow under the Misty Mountains, and eat for the rest of their lives.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 3:24pm
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Sample the Egg Nog (carries a First Age best before date). //
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 16 2010, 3:32pm
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Give someone a fish and they eat for one day.
Teach someone to fish and they find the One Ring, burrow under the Misty Mountains, and eat for the rest of their lives.
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silneldor
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 4:11pm
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Come out in a toga with a fruit cake and yell 'FOOD FIGHT!'\\
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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea
Dec 16 2010, 4:14pm
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Show up in a Santa costume that looks too dwarvish //
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The wide world is all about you:
you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out
You can only come to the morning through the shadows
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weaver
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 4:17pm
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Telling that funny story about Celeborn and some dwarf-women....//
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Weaver
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 4:27pm
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Ask Celeborn how things are going with the ol' lady. /
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weaver
Half-elven
Dec 16 2010, 5:36pm
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Mistaking Galadriel's well for the punch bowl...//
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal
Dec 16 2010, 8:35pm
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Show up in a Santa costume and yell "All you elves get back to work!" //
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories
leleni at hotmail dot com
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 16 2010, 9:16pm
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Repeatedly asking "Tell me, where is Santa for I much desire to speak with him" then laughing hysterically. /
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Give someone a fish and they eat for one day.
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea
Dec 16 2010, 9:21pm
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Brag about YOUR cookie recipe //
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The wide world is all about you:
you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out
You can only come to the morning through the shadows
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 16 2010, 9:34pm
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Repeatedly playing the recording "Jingle Bells" by Saruman and His Singing Wargs. /
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Give someone a fish and they eat for one day.
Teach someone to fish and they find the One Ring, burrow under the Misty Mountains, and eat for the rest of their lives.
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Give someone a fish and they eat for one day.
Teach someone to fish and they find the One Ring, burrow under the Misty Mountains, and eat for the rest of their lives.
(This post was edited by Darkstone on Dec 16 2010, 9:35pm)
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Gimli'sBox
Gondor
Dec 17 2010, 1:44am
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Tell Galadriel that the Christmas dress she picked is less than flattering.//
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Roast chicken?!
You're taller. Who? You. Then what? Then me! I've always been taller than you. Pippin, everyone knows you're the short one. I'm the tall one. Please Merry. Your what? Three foot six at the most. Whereas I'm pushing three seven. Three eight! Three foot eight! You did something.
It's Latin. Loosely translated, it means... we cheat.
"Strange treasures in this fair world appear, strange all, and new to me." That is a poem by Thomas Traherne and I have absolutely no idea what it's about. But, when I was small I was made to learn it by heart so I don't see why you shouldn't suffer too.
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Gimli'sBox
Gondor
Dec 17 2010, 1:46am
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That post made ME laugh hysterically!!!! Amazing post Darkstone!!! Mind if I use it for a sig?//
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Roast chicken?!
You're taller. Who? You. Then what? Then me! I've always been taller than you. Pippin, everyone knows you're the short one. I'm the tall one. Please Merry. Your what? Three foot six at the most. Whereas I'm pushing three seven. Three eight! Three foot eight! You did something.
It's Latin. Loosely translated, it means... we cheat.
"Strange treasures in this fair world appear, strange all, and new to me." That is a poem by Thomas Traherne and I have absolutely no idea what it's about. But, when I was small I was made to learn it by heart so I don't see why you shouldn't suffer too.
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Silverlode
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Dec 17 2010, 2:04am
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Don't bring fruitcake. They still haven't eaten the one they were given at their very first Christmas party.//
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Silverlode
"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you." -On Fairy Stories
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silneldor
Half-elven
Dec 17 2010, 3:33am
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Yes, i had a one of those too. 2nd that.\\
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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!
In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Dec 17 2010, 4:14am
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Wins the "Best Creative Silly" prize! 
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