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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm
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MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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So why was the Lonely Mountain so lonely?
(Forgot to add that this conspiracy theory was the brainchild of SirDennisC. Sorry SirD!)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ataahua
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Dec 11 2010, 7:04pm
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Because saying "I love you" with lava proved spectacularly unsuccessful. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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sador
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Dec 12 2010, 2:50am
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It had an opaque, cold and hard heart, which brought out the worst in everyone. //
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"Welcome, and well met!" - Gloin.
The weekly discussion of The Lord of the Rings is back! Please join us in the Reading Room.
"No one seems to be in much of a hurry. Can you imagine Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, and Viggo Mortensen just sitting in the boats without paddling?"
- Entwife Wandlimb.
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batik
Dor-Lomin
Dec 12 2010, 2:55am
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clearly the nearness of grey smog and mirk did not facilitate the forging of friendships//
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Oiotári
Dor-Lomin
Dec 12 2010, 3:14am
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No one would talk to the poor mountain
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everyone just wanted to use it for a living space and never even bothered to say "thank you"
The wide world is all about you:
you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out
You can only come to the morning through the shadows
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:26am
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Not all who wander are lost.
(But that's the way to bet.)
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Darkstone
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Dec 12 2010, 7:28am
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Once the little boulders rolled down the hill they never wrote home. /
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******************************************
Not all who wander are lost.
(But that's the way to bet.)
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Kyriel
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Dec 12 2010, 12:29pm
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All of the other mountains used to laugh and call it names...
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They never let poor Lonely join in any mountain games. 
Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been. --Incubus
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Dec 12 2010, 10:06pm
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Brokeback Mountain hadn't written in years.
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challenge failed
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Alassëa Eruvande
Doriath
Dec 13 2010, 3:04pm
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If I had been drinking coffee, it would have spewed. 
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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macfalk
Doriath
Dec 16 2010, 4:39pm
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Because Galadriel wanted to eat candy instead. //
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The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
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ltnjmy
Ossiriand
Dec 17 2010, 10:38pm
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This is so very funny - Why the Lonely Mountain was so Lonely !
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GREAT thread and postings. Thanks for the joy !
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