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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 11 2010, 6:19pm

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MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories [In reply to] Can't Post

So why was the Lonely Mountain so lonely?

(Forgot to add that this conspiracy theory was the brainchild of SirDennisC. Sorry SirD!)


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 11 2010, 7:04pm

Post #27 of 39 (799 views)
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Because saying "I love you" with lava proved spectacularly unsuccessful. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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sador
Half-elven


Dec 12 2010, 2:50am

Post #28 of 39 (752 views)
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It had an opaque, cold and hard heart, which brought out the worst in everyone. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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batik
Tol Eressea


Dec 12 2010, 2:55am

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clearly the nearness of grey smog and mirk did not facilitate the forging of friendships// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Dec 12 2010, 3:14am

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No one would talk to the poor mountain [In reply to] Can't Post

everyone just wanted to use it for a living space and never even bothered to say "thank you"


The wide world is all about you:
you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out

You can only come to the morning through the shadows


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Dec 12 2010, 3:34am

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It had dragon breath. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 12 2010, 7:26am

Post #32 of 39 (769 views)
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It used to be Twin Peaks. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Not all who wander are lost.

(But that's the way to bet.)


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 12 2010, 7:28am

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Once the little boulders rolled down the hill they never wrote home. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Not all who wander are lost.

(But that's the way to bet.)


Kyriel
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 12 2010, 12:29pm

Post #34 of 39 (727 views)
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All of the other mountains used to laugh and call it names... [In reply to] Can't Post

They never let poor Lonely join in any mountain games. Wink


Those left standing will make millions writing books on the way it should have been. --Incubus


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 12 2010, 2:03pm

Post #35 of 39 (747 views)
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Indigestion from a fire in its belly, no one could stand the resulting gas // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Dec 12 2010, 10:06pm

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Brokeback Mountain hadn't written in years. [In reply to] Can't Post

challenge failed


Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 13 2010, 3:04pm

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Aaah-ha-ha-ha-ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

If I had been drinking coffee, it would have spewed. Laugh



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macfalk
Valinor


Dec 16 2010, 4:39pm

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Because Galadriel wanted to eat candy instead. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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ltnjmy
Rivendell


Dec 17 2010, 10:38pm

Post #39 of 39 (715 views)
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This is so very funny - Why the Lonely Mountain was so Lonely ! [In reply to] Can't Post

GREAT thread and postings. Thanks for the joy !Wink

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