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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Nov 18 2010, 3:48pm
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Scenes From The Hat
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Greetings, TORn-muggles, and welcome to another edition of Scenes from the (Sorting) Hat. I am your lovely and talented Mistress of the Hat. Today's game is in honor of the beginning of the end of Harry Potter's tale. Got my tickets right here.
*checks wallet again to make sure*
Yep, still there.
Scenes From Harry Potter and the Arkenstone.
Remember your // for subject-only posts and PM me with your fabulous ideas for a future SFTH.
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea
Nov 18 2010, 5:19pm
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Is that a Horcrux I see in your depths?//
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"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."
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Ataahua
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Nov 18 2010, 6:08pm
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Gandalf, looking at Harry: "Why couldn't the Ainur have given *me* a young wizard's body??" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Nov 18 2010, 6:38pm
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Gimli to Harry: "You are but a conjurer of cheap tricks, laddie." //
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 18 2010, 7:17pm
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Gandalf: "Who you calling dumbledore you little twit? Double dumbledore right back at you!" /
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Halcyon
The Shire
Nov 18 2010, 7:23pm
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Gandalf to Harry: "If my hat was that dirty it would be talking too." //
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(This post was edited by Halcyon on Nov 18 2010, 7:24pm)
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Nov 18 2010, 7:35pm
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We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Smaugie's gone soggy, so now let's have fun! //
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And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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Ataahua
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Nov 18 2010, 7:42pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 18 2010, 9:28pm
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"Tra-la-lally Elves are vicious creatures. Most of their victims go mad within weeks. But worst of all is the 'Tra-la-lally Kiss'." /
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 18 2010, 9:37pm
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"If more of us valued Butterbeer, Chocolate Frogs, and Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans above hoarded gold the world would be a very strange place." /
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Nov 18 2010, 9:47pm
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"Pitch the quaffle through all three gates, that's what Harry Potter hates!" /
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Nov 18 2010, 9:59pm
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In a cupboard under the stairs there lived a wizard.... //
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With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Nov 18 2010, 10:02pm
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The large, gruff, bearded Beorn carries a parasol ...
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... And has a menagerie of spiders along with his dogs and ponies!
With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Nov 18 2010, 10:04pm
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Not a nice, spacious cupboard, filled with the makings of cookies and a sugary smell, nor yet a dry, bare, possibly tolerable cupboard. It was the Dursleys' cupboard, and that means misery. //
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And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
(This post was edited by Alassëa Eruvande on Nov 18 2010, 10:05pm)
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Nov 19 2010, 1:10pm
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Gandalf, Saruman and Radagast get cranky when Alatar crashes the Tri-Wizard tournament //
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Nov 19 2010, 2:13pm
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The first true pipe-weed was Longbottom Leaf. How old Neville came by the plant.../
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mae govannen
Tol Eressea
Nov 19 2010, 3:15pm
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Gandalf, eyeing Harry's wand: '*snert* So even good ol' sticks now come miniaturized!' //
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'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)
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Flagg
Tol Eressea
Nov 19 2010, 5:17pm
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Voldemort: You have fought many wars and slain many men, Minister Scrimgeour, and made peace afterwards. Can we not take council as we once did, my old friend? Can we not have peace?
Rufus Scrimgeour: We shall have peace... We shall have peace, when you answer for the burning of Hogwarts, and the students that lie dead there! We shall have peace, when the lives of the Aurors whose bodies were jinxed even as they lay dead against the gates of the Ministry, are avenged! When you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own snakes...! We shall have peace.
Voldemort: Gibbits and snakes! Dotard! What do you want, Albus Dumbledore? Let me guess. The key of Nurmengard? Or perhaps the keys of Azkaban itself? Along with the office of the Minister for Magic, and the wands of the Four Founders?
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Ufthak
Rivendell
Nov 19 2010, 5:20pm
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*Harry makes a heroic grab for the Snitch*
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*Gollum beats him to it and falls into Mount Doom*
"PRECIOUUUSSSSsssss..."
"Who the hell are you?" he growled.
"I the hell am Harry," I said.
He pulled out his own gym bag and slammed the car door closed. "You always a wiseass?"
"No. Sometimes I'm asleep."
-Harry Dresden, 'Blood Rites', A Novel of The Dresden Files
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Ufthak
Rivendell
Nov 19 2010, 5:22pm
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Harry is taken to burgle the Lonely Mountain by Arthur Oakenshield, Molly, Percy, Bill, Fred, George, Ron and Ginny...
"Who the hell are you?" he growled.
"I the hell am Harry," I said.
He pulled out his own gym bag and slammed the car door closed. "You always a wiseass?"
"No. Sometimes I'm asleep."
-Harry Dresden, 'Blood Rites', A Novel of The Dresden Files
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