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2 Things Britney Spears has in common with LOTR

The Shire

Feb 22 2007, 4:14am

Post #1 of 7 (878 views)
2 Things Britney Spears has in common with LOTR Can't Post

1) Gollum's hairstyle

2) our video... we did this for the ORC video thing... it's our first one we (dh & I) ever have tried... wasn't going to post so soon, but I really want some *ringer* feedback.. cuz most the ppl we've let see it don't really "get it". We did the vocals ourself, it's like a weird Al style parody



Oh Precious, Precious how was we supposed to know
that you wanted to leave us
Oh Precious, Precious, we shouldn't have lets you go
And now we needs to finds it
Show us what is in your pockets
Tell us hobbitses cuz we need to know now, oh because

This loneliness is killing us (killing us)
And we confess have it we must (we must)
When we can't finds you we lose our minds
Give us a sign
Hits us Precious one more time

Oh Frodo, Frodo, the reason I breathe is you
I'm more than just your gardener
Oh pretty hobbit, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
Don't go where I can't follow
From the Shire to the dark of Mordor
Say you love me cos I need to know now, oh because

Your hairy toes are thrilling me (thrilling me)
Though I confess I want The Ring (want The Ring)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
I am your Samwise
Hit me Frodo one more time

Oh Merry, Merry, yes I was a foolish Tooke
Sweet Brandybuck, the palantir made me look
You were there for me & shared your pipeweed
& gave me your best Old Toby and you know I will not leave
you here suffering, alone to die
Hit me Merry one more time

No man or Elf would ever do
I'd battle Middle Earth just for you
i'll kill any orc or Uruk-Hai
Stay by my side
Hit me sexy one more time
No man or Elf would ever do
I'd battle Middle Earth just for you
i'll kill any orc or Uruk-Hai
Stay by my side
Hit me sexy one more time

~Old Toby Productions

(This post was edited by teddiwen on Feb 22 2007, 4:16am)


Feb 22 2007, 3:32pm

Post #2 of 7 (662 views)
Wow!!! Very slick! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cripes, you've done an amazing job, and so much of it had excellent play on words and meaning! *applause* I'll have to admit, there's more of a slant to hobbit-love than I usually care for, but it wasn't too much and the visuals with the wording played very well.

You sound like professionals :D This is really good!!! *goes to watch again*

sample sample
Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

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Feb 22 2007, 3:51pm

Post #3 of 7 (636 views)
That was fun [In reply to] Can't Post

and very well done, just the right balance of seriousness and playfulness. good vocals too.

Youtube was down last night so maybe you'll get more replies today.

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Feb 22 2007, 10:29pm

Post #4 of 7 (616 views)
Yay! [In reply to] Can't Post

That was fantastic! Great job!

Eärwen Swan Maiden Of Alqualondë

Feb 22 2007, 11:42pm

Post #5 of 7 (608 views)
Lol! [In reply to] Can't Post

Well I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all night, heheSly Good job!!


Drusilla Darling

Feb 23 2007, 3:49am

Post #6 of 7 (605 views)
LOL!!! Awesome job. n/t [In reply to] Can't Post


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Feb 23 2007, 2:58pm

Post #7 of 7 (661 views)
Cool! [In reply to] Can't Post

You guys, that was really good! I am a fan of some of Weird Al's stuff, and your song is really impressive!!
Although I must agree with grammaboodawag on the hobbit love stuff. I also do not care for that!
Anyway, keep up the fun!!Smile


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