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Bombur vs. Takeru Kobayashi

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Tol Eressea

Oct 18 2010, 8:14pm

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Bombur vs. Takeru Kobayashi Can't Post

Bombur takes on Japanese competitive eating champ Takeru Kobayashi in a Cram eating contest. Which of our gorgeous gorgers can cram the most Cram down his throat?

Winner gets a lifetime supply of Pepto Bismol and a new set of dentures!

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Tol Eressea

Oct 18 2010, 10:54pm

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Bombur.... [In reply to] Can't Post

just cause he's a dwarf....

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Oct 19 2010, 6:37pm

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Ooh, this is a tough one. [In reply to] Can't Post

On the one hand, Kobayashi is literally a pro at stuffing himself silly. On the other, Bombur is a Dwarf, so...

Ok, Kobayashi wins unless Dwarven physiology gives Bombur an advantage, which I have no idea if it does.

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Oct 20 2010, 6:10am

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Bombur all the way! // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Oct 28 2010, 8:45am

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Kobayashi [In reply to] Can't Post

all the way! I love Bombur and, as usual, I sympathize with his plight as the tubby one of the bunch because, as in many movies/books, the tubby one is singled out as the one who screws a bunch of stuff up for everyone else.

Despite my love for Bombur, I have no reason to think that he is on par with a professional eater. There are many reasons that Bombur could be fat, but there is only one reason that Kobayashi is skinny: he's a pro.

The reason you never see fat guys win eating competitions is because fat constricts the stomach from expanding, which is something that guys like Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut must be able to do to win.

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(This post was edited by 13thHour on Oct 28 2010, 8:46am)


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