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film fanNo.7
Bree
Sep 26 2010, 5:19pm
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight's vampire Edward Cullen
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I assume you all know the wizard Harry Potter he's kinda popular... worldwide  .
And Edward Cullen is the main vampire character in the Twilight Series.
You know you're cool when...
-You have a nerd-spasm just because you walk by your Lord of the Rings Extended Edition DVDs.
-You cry at the end of return of the king even though you've seen it about 13 times.
-You check TOR.n for updates when you should be doing your geography project.
-You would rather have Richard Taylor's autograph than Merryl Streep's.
-You doodle Treebeard in the margins of your math homework.
But if that's what I'm like... well than too bad for normal people!
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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2010, 6:30pm
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As both are so 'good', neither will want to battle. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 26 2010, 9:36pm
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One sideways glance from Harry at Bella and it's game over. Then Jacob would eat the remains.
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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2010, 10:08pm
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then I'd put money on Ginny to smack Harry over the head first!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Sep 26 2010, 10:19pm
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Harry, Edward and Jacob stand aside while Ginny and Bella throw down, dangerously close to a mud puddle.
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TolkienOtaku
Rivendell
Sep 28 2010, 6:24pm
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I have no personality whatsoever. Cower before my blandness!
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Ataahua
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Sep 30 2010, 1:02am
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my money's on the feisty red-head - she doesn't need a wand to take Bella down.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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SirDennisC
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Sep 30 2010, 1:30am
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I think Harry should rather take his chances with Edward after all.
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Kangi Ska
Half-elven
Sep 30 2010, 1:40am
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They are all toast!
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Donry
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Sep 30 2010, 3:16am
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who this Twilight character is. I've not read or watched anything to do with Twilight. So I'll pick the 'boy with the scar'. Just saw a trailer for the new Potter movie tonight....will be interesting.
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Oct 1 2010, 11:05pm
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Well, everybody from Twilight, anyway.
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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film fanNo.7
Bree
Oct 2 2010, 12:46am
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Twilight isn't good enough to bother with. I hope there aren't any Twilight fans who read that... because they're crazy (proof: they actually like Twilight).
You know you're cool when...
-You have a nerd-spasm just because you walk by your Lord of the Rings Extended Edition DVDs.
-You cry at the end of return of the king even though you've seen it about 13 times.
-You check TOR.n for updates when you should be doing your geography project.
-You would rather have Richard Taylor's autograph than Merryl Streep's.
-You doodle Treebeard in the margins of your math homework.
-Everything you say, or anyone else for that matter, relates to LotR even if it only makes sense to you.-by Gimli'sBox
But if that's what I'm like... well than too bad for normal people!
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Donry
Tol Eressea
Oct 2 2010, 12:53am
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they seem to be a bit of a rabid fan base.....years and years ago, at the tv channel I work at, we were supposed to air some European Football, but the game got delayed or something, and we couldn't air it. So soccer-heads starting showing up at the front doors trying to get in!!! Some even phoned in with threats! Now this was like 20 years ago and I wasn't officially employed with the station. But stories like that are legendary around here.
I see some similarities in the fan base....!
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Kangi Ska
Half-elven
Oct 2 2010, 1:01am
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Kangi Ska
Make the Hobbit Happen Now!
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film fanNo.7
Bree
Oct 2 2010, 1:01am
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If only that could happen in reality and rid us all of Twilight !
You know you're cool when...
-You have a nerd-spasm just because you walk by your Lord of the Rings Extended Edition DVDs.
-You cry at the end of return of the king even though you've seen it about 13 times.
-You check TOR.n for updates when you should be doing your geography project.
-You would rather have Richard Taylor's autograph than Merryl Streep's.
-You doodle Treebeard in the margins of your math homework.
-Everything you say, or anyone else for that matter, relates to LotR even if it only makes sense to you.-by Gimli'sBox
But if that's what I'm like... well than too bad for normal people!
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SirDennisC
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Oct 2 2010, 3:24am
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Two such fans kept this thread alive while you were away (though one of us is an HP fan as well for some reason)
Do you honestly think Harry would stand a chance against Edward? Is Harry immortal too? Edward may be a bit new fangled, but I don't see why he wouldn't have magic resistance like traditional vampires. What say you to that?
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Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor
Oct 2 2010, 5:00pm
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She will spend two days in the Hogwarts library prior to the duel, and learn everything there is to know about defeating vampires.
She will discover, among other things, that the sparkling variety of vampire is way emo and can be made to self-destruct on its own. Harry just has to tell Edward of his tragic past and Edward won't be able to handle it!
And suddenly the Tornadoes saw afar off a greenlight, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame;
and they knew that this was no vision only, but that PJ had made a new thing: The Hobbit, the Film that Is.
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film fanNo.7
Bree
Oct 3 2010, 12:32am
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Since when do vampires have 'magic-resistance' ? They aren't raincoats (although they are wet blankets, ooooohhhhhh, tssssssssssssssssss, oooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!! That's right, I'm that immature)! Besides Harry has the upper hand because he can get Edward from a distance but Edward has to get all upclose and personal and rip Harry to pieces! When Harry can just... OOOOHHHHH IDEA! Harry could just show Bella how creepy Edward actually is and get her on his side and then get Bella to use *BREAKING DAWN SPOILER* her shield ability to cover himself Then Edward'll be screwed because he won't even be able to read his thoughts!!!! BOOM!!! That's right Harry wins !!!! Well did that very long response make up for my earlier neglect of the thread  ? Hopefully you read Breaking Dawn though 'cause otherwise that wouldn't of made any sense. WHEW!!! that was long (for me anyway).
You know you're cool when...
-You have a nerd-spasm just because you walk by your Lord of the Rings Extended Edition DVDs.
-You cry at the end of return of the king even though you've seen it about 13 times.
-You check TOR.n for updates when you should be doing your geography project.
-You would rather have Richard Taylor's autograph than Merryl Streep's.
-You doodle Treebeard in the margins of your math homework.
-Everything you say, or anyone else for that matter, relates to LotR even if it only makes sense to you.-by Gimli'sBox
But if that's what I'm like... well than too bad for normal people!
(This post was edited by film fanNo.7 on Oct 3 2010, 12:35am)
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Oct 3 2010, 7:32am
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and I take back the comment about red-heads too.
This has been the most disappointing mash-up ever!
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the_argonath
Lorien
Oct 5 2010, 9:54pm
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Cullen will be too busy re-applying his foundation, as per the hilarious new trailer for the film " Vampires Suck" 
~*Haudh-en-Ndengin the Elves named it, the Hill of Slain, and Haugh-en-Nirnaeth, the Hill of tears... the earth beneath which the swords of the Eldar and the Edain crumbled into rust*~
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Oct 15 2010, 2:41am
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The media gods are laughing at us
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It seems Daniel Radcliffe will voice the character "Edmund" on The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXI, November 7th, 2010.
Harry for the win.
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Donry
Tol Eressea
Oct 18 2010, 12:06am
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always so smug.
What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"
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Analeewyn
Lorien
Oct 18 2010, 6:11am
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Oh yes! Awesome ending! and Perfectly "Green" footer! //
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macfalk
Valinor
Oct 20 2010, 6:16am
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Do they even have any powers? I tried to watch the first film and all I saw were the two main characters eternally yearning for each other, and whining about problems. HP would probably win...
The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
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Awesome!
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