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Leviathan's Bane
Rivendell
Aug 15 2010, 1:53am
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Farmer Maggot vs. Farmer Giles of Ham
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Two mighty wills, four calloused hands, and only one victor. Who shall it be?!
"So knights are mythical!" said the younger and less experienced dragons. "We always thought so." - J.R.R. Tolkien, "Farmer Giles of Ham"
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Oiotári
Tol Eressea
Aug 15 2010, 2:20am
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has Farmer Giles been pilfering any vegetables lately?
You can only come to the morning through the shadows
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Leviathan's Bane
Rivendell
Aug 15 2010, 10:32pm
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No, but his dog Garm might have been! He was rather a roving rascal, wasn't he? So, let's suppose Garm went off a-walking one day, stumbled into Maggot's prized Mushroom field, was discovered by Grip, Wolf, and Fang who reported the intrusion to their master, Maggot visits the owner of the wayward dog with pitchfork in hand and diabolic curses in mind ("you'll know the devil when I'm done with you!"), and Giles walks out his front door to meet him with Blunderbuss in hand. Who wins? (Oh, and both farmers have their respective dogs present.)
"So knights are mythical!" said the younger and less experienced dragons. "We always thought so." - J.R.R. Tolkien, "Farmer Giles of Ham"
(This post was edited by Leviathan's Bane on Aug 15 2010, 10:33pm)
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Eruonen
Half-elven
Aug 27 2010, 5:49pm
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Giles has the distinct advantage of size and weapons...blunderbuss and Tailbiter sword. Giles wins.
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macfalk
Valinor
Oct 20 2010, 6:17am
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Farmer Maggot will poison him with a basket of mushrooms //
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The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.
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