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Aragorn VS Jack Sparrow

Tyler
Lorien

Jun 4 2007, 5:19am

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This one is for fun after the pirates 3 at worlds end release i think Jack would winbut i don ot know Aragon has won harder fights before one week have funSmile


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Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 4 2007, 3:06pm

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Aragorn [In reply to] Can't Post

One whop over the head with one of those leaf shaped Elven paddles and Jack is down for the count.

All is not gold that glitters,
All is not pure that shines.
Follow your mother's teachings
And happiness will be thine!
-Bugs Bunny, "Bowery Bugs", 1949.


diedye
Grey Havens


Jun 4 2007, 4:30pm

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I hate to nag... [In reply to] Can't Post

... but can you use punctuation in your sentences? Periods, commas, heck, even ellipses... ANYTHING to make that into something intelligible.

/rant

And I pick Aragorn... fancy sword-play will only get you killed in a fight to the death.



SandWitch King
Rohan


Jun 4 2007, 9:56pm

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Aragorn [In reply to] Can't Post

Unless the fight was to see who is the silliest.

No wonder all writers want to direct: one still has to put up with a load of nonsense, but even if wearing two hats (writer and director), there is one under which one is not called a thief and then raped - David Mamet


Tyler
Lorien

Jun 5 2007, 4:43am

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sorry i'm realy new at this [In reply to] Can't Post

jack has a pistol and one shot is all it takes. they sword fight then jack pulls out his pistol shoots Aragorn.and says PIRATE!!! And i will work on my posts.this is my first one on this site so i am sorry.


SandWitch King
Rohan


Jun 5 2007, 5:44am

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Welcome and have fun! [In reply to] Can't Post

We are glad to have you here but you will get more and better responses if you communicate better. Enjoy!

No wonder all writers want to direct: one still has to put up with a load of nonsense, but even if wearing two hats (writer and director), there is one under which one is not called a thief and then raped - David Mamet


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 6 2007, 12:21am

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Excellent point! [In reply to] Can't Post

All the Elvish heirlooms in the world won't beat the flight of a bullet. I agree: Captain Jack pulls an Indiana Jones and Aragorn is down for the count.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 6 2007, 1:24am

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Aragorn in 3 minutes 20 seconds [In reply to] Can't Post

Jack wanders into The Prancing Pony and brazenly challenges any stranger to a duel. However, he's so tipsy, he hiccups during "stranger" so it comes out "st - RANGER", whereupon Aragorn takes up the challenge by immediately throwing the ale from his pint into Jack's face, causing Jack's eyeliner to run into his eyes. As Jack gropes for a hanky, Aragorn pulls Jack's bandana down over his face, a la Bugs Bunny, boots him in the derriere, and sends him packing.

Maybe our next match up should be Aragorn vs. Bugs Bunny. Or Jack Sparrow vs. Bugs Bunny. Heck, anybody vs Bugs Bunny Ö.




Tyler
Lorien

Jun 6 2007, 3:57am

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Thats not jack [In reply to] Can't Post

Jack is a little cooler Cool then bugs bunny.Jack says a lot about being even better with rum.He fights with the ranger_stranger he has just challenged it starts with a sword fight then when.Jack notices he can not win he pulls his gun....but bugs bunny and aragorn is a cool ideaSmile


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the artist formerly known as sparki
Bree


Jun 7 2007, 7:32pm

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I'll post a bugs battle just for you! [In reply to] Can't Post

In the meantime, I think Jack could just confuse Aragorn with his rather weird demeanour, then shoot him.

Yes, I used to be sparki.


Tyler
Lorien

Jun 12 2007, 4:33pm

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And The winner is!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn wins in a landslide. Thanks to all who posted.Look for more posts by me.Smile


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greendragon
Sr. Staff


Jun 15 2007, 10:40am

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bwahaha - 'pulls an Indiana Jones'! [In reply to] Can't Post

Perfectly put - so long as it wasn't the time when actually his pistol WASN'T in his holster! Laugh

'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 16 2007, 3:22am

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Yeah, well, [In reply to] Can't Post

Indy's brilliant moves don't *always* come off as planned...

Wink

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Tyler
Lorien

Jun 27 2007, 5:26am

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Indy Is very cool [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool

Never doubt that a small group of peple can change the world indeed,that is the onely thing that ever has......Margaret mead


Tyler
Lorien

Aug 4 2007, 11:02pm

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This is still top of the list.does that mean the arena moves slow_est on torn ...?. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Never doubt that a small group of peple can change the world indeed,that is the onely thing that ever has......Margaret mead


Donry
Tol Eressea


Aug 17 2007, 1:05am

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I'd have to go with [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn....gotta be Argorn...just too good and too smart. Not to say ol' Jack Sparrow isn't, but me thinks Aragorn is just that much better..............it would be great to watch though!

What's the matter, James? No glib remark? No pithy comeback?"


Dagonet
Lorien


Sep 14 2007, 10:45pm

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Aragorn, Aragorn, definetly Aragorn. [In reply to] Can't Post

Jack may be funny and have a quick tongue but Aragorn is quicker and better at swordsmanship. Also, no offense Jack, but he's not the brightest. Aragorn would win, pistol or not.

Dagonet,
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shdows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


Dawn
Bree


Sep 14 2007, 11:05pm

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Well.... [In reply to] Can't Post

I say Jack would win Aragorn over with his wit and they both have a drink together.
(with Bugs too of course)

Another fine product
of a dysfunctional family.


theredsunrises
Registered User


Oct 18 2007, 2:30am

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Neither [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas or Will Turner would beat them both!

"The red sun rises in the East. Blood has been spilled."--Legolas


balinman
Rivendell


Nov 13 2009, 4:37pm

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sorry i'm realy new at this [In reply to] Can't Post

jack would win hands down jack has better sword skills! and he has rumWink


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 2:51pm

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