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A World Cup Vuvuzela twist on the 'Pants Game'....
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Artanis
Rohan


Jun 19 2010, 7:45pm

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A World Cup Vuvuzela twist on the 'Pants Game'.... Can't Post

Give me a row of vuvuzelas and room to swing and all weariness will fall from me!" Gimli

Artanis


Pryderi
Rivendell

Jun 19 2010, 9:02pm

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There is in this land no vuvuzela, unless a man bring it hither himself.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 19 2010, 9:08pm

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I am a servant of the Secret Fire, [In reply to] Can't Post

wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark vuvuzelas will not avail you, flame of Udun!

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 19 2010, 9:15pm

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"There are louder things than vuvuzelas in the deep places of the world." [In reply to] Can't Post

But not many.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 19 2010, 9:28pm

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There Brandybucks were blowing the vuvuzelas.... [In reply to] Can't Post

the call of Buckland, that had not been sounded for a hundred years, not since the white wolves came in the fell winter, when the Brandywine was frozen over.

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Pryderi
Rivendell

Jun 19 2010, 10:12pm

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And some said: "They are Elvish vuvuzelas.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Let them go where they belong, into the dark places, and never return."



Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 19 2010, 10:15pm

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But Bilbo had not finished. Seizing a vuvuzelas [In reply to] Can't Post

from a youngster near by, he blew three loud hoots. The noise subsided.

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Hamfast Gamgee
Gondor

Jun 19 2010, 11:11pm

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'We Wants our Precious Vuvuzelas, we wants it, Vuvuzelas! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 19 2010, 11:14pm

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Vuvuzelas, vuvuzelas, vuvuzelas. Great vuvuzelas of the South wildly blowing. [In reply to] Can't Post

Zululand had come at last.

I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.


Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 20 2010, 1:44am

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We hobbits are plain, quiet creatures. Vuvuzelas make one late for dinner// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


tennie75
Lorien


Jun 20 2010, 2:32am

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At that moment, among the trees nearby, a vuvzela rang out// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


tennie75
Lorien


Jun 20 2010, 2:33am

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Always I have let my vuvuzela cry at setting forth// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 20 2010, 2:40am

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No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a vuvuzelas. How can one survive? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 20 2010, 2:48am

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Black Vuvuzelas! .... [In reply to] Can't Post

You've never failed me, and I've always winded you. I had you from my father, and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King under the Mountain, blow now!
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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

(This post was edited by Woodyend on Jun 20 2010, 2:56am)


Arandiel
Grey Havens

Jun 20 2010, 5:43am

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Going for the obvious here... [In reply to] Can't Post

Three Vuvuzelas for the Elven-kings in their sky boxes,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their locker rooms of concrete,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to be red-carded,
One for the Manager in his Dark Limo
In the Land of Stadium where the Pitch lies.
One Vuvuzela to rule them all, One Vuvuzela to call them,
One Vuvuzela to annoy them all and in the stands deafen them
In the Land of Stadium where the Pitch lies.

My 7-year-old: "Next time the Doctor regenerates, he'll probably be a teenager! And then maybe a kid!"

Wherever you go, there you are.


RosieLass
Valinor


Jun 20 2010, 7:13am

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What's vuvuzelas, precious, eh, what's vuvuzelas? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jun 20 2010, 8:09am

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*applause* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 20 2010, 1:02pm

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There were also the Vuvuzelabreekers, evil relatives of the cicada./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.


tennie75
Lorien


Jun 20 2010, 1:11pm

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more applause for the fine poetry and [In reply to] Can't Post

what a brilliant 7-year old you have!

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jun 20 2010, 3:42pm

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*mods up* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!



Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jun 20 2010, 3:43pm

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There will be a day when the vuvuzelas of men will fail.... but it is not this day! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!



Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jun 20 2010, 3:46pm

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In a hole in a vuvuzela there lived a deaf Hobbit... this was a vuvuzela hole, and that meant noise. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!



Artanis
Rohan


Jun 20 2010, 6:56pm

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Fanastic everyone!! *chuckle* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Artanis


Greenwood Hobbit
Gondor


Jun 21 2010, 11:14pm

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(Just thank your lucky stars that Tom Bombadil didn't have one...) [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Gondor


Jun 21 2010, 11:19pm

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Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the vuvuzela that was blowing? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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