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Artanis
Rohan
Jun 19 2010, 7:45pm
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A World Cup Vuvuzela twist on the 'Pants Game'....
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Give me a row of vuvuzelas and room to swing and all weariness will fall from me!" Gimli
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Pryderi
Rivendell
Jun 19 2010, 9:02pm
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There is in this land no vuvuzela, unless a man bring it hither himself.//
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 19 2010, 9:08pm
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I am a servant of the Secret Fire,
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wielder of the flame of Anor. Go back to the shadow. The dark vuvuzelas will not avail you, flame of Udun!
May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Ataahua
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Jun 19 2010, 9:15pm
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"There are louder things than vuvuzelas in the deep places of the world."
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But not many.
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 19 2010, 9:28pm
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There Brandybucks were blowing the vuvuzelas....
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the call of Buckland, that had not been sounded for a hundred years, not since the white wolves came in the fell winter, when the Brandywine was frozen over.
May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Pryderi
Rivendell
Jun 19 2010, 10:12pm
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And some said: "They are Elvish vuvuzelas....
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Let them go where they belong, into the dark places, and never return."
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 19 2010, 10:15pm
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But Bilbo had not finished. Seizing a vuvuzelas
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from a youngster near by, he blew three loud hoots. The noise subsided.
May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Hamfast Gamgee
Tol Eressea
Jun 19 2010, 11:11pm
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'We Wants our Precious Vuvuzelas, we wants it, Vuvuzelas!
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jun 19 2010, 11:14pm
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Vuvuzelas, vuvuzelas, vuvuzelas. Great vuvuzelas of the South wildly blowing.
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Zululand had come at last.
I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 20 2010, 1:44am
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We hobbits are plain, quiet creatures. Vuvuzelas make one late for dinner//
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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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tennie75
Lorien
Jun 20 2010, 2:32am
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At that moment, among the trees nearby, a vuvzela rang out//
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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tennie75
Lorien
Jun 20 2010, 2:33am
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Always I have let my vuvuzela cry at setting forth//
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 20 2010, 2:40am
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No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a vuvuzelas. How can one survive? //
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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Woodyend
Gondor
Jun 20 2010, 2:48am
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You've never failed me, and I've always winded you. I had you from my father, and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King under the Mountain, blow now!
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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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Arandiel
Grey Havens
Jun 20 2010, 5:43am
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Three Vuvuzelas for the Elven-kings in their sky boxes,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their locker rooms of concrete,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to be red-carded,
One for the Manager in his Dark Limo
In the Land of Stadium where the Pitch lies.
One Vuvuzela to rule them all, One Vuvuzela to call them,
One Vuvuzela to annoy them all and in the stands deafen them
In the Land of Stadium where the Pitch lies.
My 7-year-old: "Next time the Doctor regenerates, he'll probably be a teenager! And then maybe a kid!"
Wherever you go, there you are.
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RosieLass
Valinor
Jun 20 2010, 7:13am
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What's vuvuzelas, precious, eh, what's vuvuzelas? //
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Ataahua
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Jun 20 2010, 8:09am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Jun 20 2010, 1:02pm
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There were also the Vuvuzelabreekers, evil relatives of the cicada./
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I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.
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tennie75
Lorien
Jun 20 2010, 1:11pm
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more applause for the fine poetry and
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what a brilliant 7-year old you have!
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Artanis
Rohan
Jun 20 2010, 6:56pm
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Fanastic everyone!! *chuckle* //
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Jun 21 2010, 11:19pm
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Where now the horse and the rider? Where is the vuvuzela that was blowing?
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