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Darkstone
Immortal


May 23 2010, 10:04am

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"The tribe has spoken." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Yes, Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor.


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 23 2010, 2:57pm

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we hired WETA to make some sketelons to fool the orcs // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 23 2010, 4:14pm

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Just greasin' the pan for ya, SirD!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 23 2010, 4:25pm

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<nearly spews root beer on screen> GOOD 'un, sador! (UN-official *mods up*) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 23 2010, 4:28pm

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"And they'll probably all want seed cake!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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GAndyalf
Valinor

May 23 2010, 4:31pm

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It was a misunderstanding. Mrs Balrog just sent him up to get her mithril spoons back// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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Darkstone
Immortal


May 24 2010, 1:27pm

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Don't get eliminated! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Yes, Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor.


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 26 2010, 12:56am

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They got a feeling of deja vu when Orome told them, "I'll be BAHK!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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sador
Half-elven


May 26 2010, 3:22am

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Well, after Gimli boasted of "the famed hospitality of the Dwarves"... [In reply to] Can't Post

...he just had to take a sneak peep at some of their recipes! Evil

And then, he made a copy of it from memory... and gave it to Eowyn. Pirate

A fair warning: I am a nitpicker by taste, talents and profession.

"...Still, undespairing, do we sometimes slowly file
Discursive threads regardless of our doom..."
- squire.


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