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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 17 2010, 12:42am

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and knew the Valar would disapprove of gamboling with a par-a-dise. [In reply to] Can't Post

One must be serious in such a place (gamboling prohibitedEvil).


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 1:30am

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The D.A.R.E. program taught them not to give in to peer pressure [In reply to] Can't Post

The description of Valinor sounded kind-of trippy to them

Drug Abuse Resistance Education, for those who haven't heard of it
for elementary school children


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


SirDennisC
Half-elven


May 17 2010, 2:25am

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Thinking the summons was to court, they have been on the lamb for millennia. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 2:31am

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they really did want to go [In reply to] Can't Post

but they were scared speechless by Oromë and he mistook their nod for a head-shake


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


May 17 2010, 2:32am

Post #30 of 59 (162 views)
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Poor lamb ... bet it's getting tired by now..... [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 17 2010, 2:46am

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Nice of you to chip in, gramma! <flying tackle hug>// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

sample


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 17 2010, 2:50am

Post #32 of 59 (155 views)
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My Lady Elrond... [In reply to] Can't Post

You ain't seen NOTHIN' yet outta these "mugs"! Laugh

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

sample


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 2:53am

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but a delicious half-baked reason [In reply to] Can't Post


sounds like a good reason to me
the ice cream wouldn't have survived the trip well, so they had to eat it then and there
by the time it was gone, the rest of the elves had already left


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens

(This post was edited by Oiotári on May 17 2010, 2:53am)


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 17 2010, 2:54am

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They played "rock-paper-scissors" to decide whether to go too long// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

sample


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 2:59am

Post #35 of 59 (159 views)
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was it this type? [In reply to] Can't Post

rock-paper-scissors to the extreme Laugh

http://www.umop.com/rps101/rps101chart.html
http://www.umop.com/rps101.htm


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


GAndyalf
Valinor

May 17 2010, 3:10am

Post #36 of 59 (152 views)
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Given how long it took, I'd say that's a distinct possibility// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

sample


Elrond
The Shire


May 17 2010, 6:15am

Post #37 of 59 (173 views)
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he he!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


May 17 2010, 7:21am

Post #38 of 59 (177 views)
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"Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock!" // [In reply to] Can't Post



sador
Half-elven


May 17 2010, 8:35am

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What's the use? [In reply to] Can't Post

In a fortnight GAndyalf will reach there anyway.

A fair warning: I am a nitpicker by taste, talents and profession.

"...Still, undespairing, do we sometimes slowly file
Discursive threads regardless of our doom..."
- squire.



Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 6:34pm

Post #40 of 59 (125 views)
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And preferred their paradise by the dash board light.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


May 17 2010, 6:36pm

Post #41 of 59 (138 views)
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Standing in a patch of mint [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll give you a hint -- scram, lamb! (Ogden Nash).

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


SirDennisC
Half-elven


May 18 2010, 4:19am

Post #42 of 59 (129 views)
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Ataahua 2, SirDennis Nil. [In reply to] Can't Post

Hey at least the b is silent...


sador
Half-elven


May 18 2010, 9:28am

Post #43 of 59 (165 views)
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Or out on a limb. [In reply to] Can't Post

http://greenbooks.theonering.net/quickbeam/

A fair warning: I am a nitpicker by taste, talents and profession.

"...Still, undespairing, do we sometimes slowly file
Discursive threads regardless of our doom..."
- squire.



grammaboodawg
Immortal


May 22 2010, 1:45pm

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Nothin' like raisin the bar, eh? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


May 22 2010, 5:32pm

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Oreo we go again! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


May 22 2010, 11:06pm

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MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf didn't tell the Fellowship everything he read in the Book of Marzarbul. So just what did he keep to himself?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 22 2010, 11:07pm)


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 23 2010, 2:19am

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Oin's recipe for Stuffed Calamari Parmigiano [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf did not want the others to discover the real reason why Oin had gone to the Western door - and what happened between him and the Watcher...


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sample

"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




Oiotári
Tol Eressea


May 23 2010, 3:25am

Post #48 of 59 (174 views)
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some of the dwarves played poker with the Balrog, turns out he doesn't like losing // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


Darkstone
Immortal


May 23 2010, 9:58am

Post #49 of 59 (93 views)
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If you can read this it's too late. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Yes, Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor.


Darkstone
Immortal


May 23 2010, 9:59am

Post #50 of 59 (94 views)
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The treasure of the Dwarves is at the very bottom of the chasm under the bridge. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Yes, Chuck Norris does simply walk into Mordor.

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