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**FD: Return of the PANTS thread *with a twist*....
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elvenhobbit
Rohan

Apr 26 2010, 9:40pm

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**FD: Return of the PANTS thread *with a twist*.... Can't Post

Welcome one and all to the celebratory PANTS thread - and may i say it is an honor to be a part of the FD threads.

Down to party business:

In case you are unsure of how this works basically you can take a line from any LOTR film or book quote and change it to make a rather fun version of LOTR

a basic example: Lord of the Pants

But, the twist is that instead of a plain pants thread, to create a TORN pants (Smile) thread...

an example being: Do not come between the Nazgul and their TORN pants

I would also like to add a elvy twist to it - and bonus points to all who can be creative enough to put this together - by creating a TORN pants thread for other Tolkien works ie for The Hobbit and The Sil....

so please feel free to create....and may the best TORN pants win!!!! CoolWink


All who respond to this thread are entered into a fun virtual prize drawer - winners announced at Fiesta Friday.


elven-hobbit

Elven by name, Hobbit by nature

'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-

and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...

and through it all we remain strong and true
for eternity is bonds unbroken
beyond the sea...

*****10 year LOTR fan ******


(This post was edited by Altaira on Apr 27 2010, 2:14am)


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 9:50pm

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"You are a fine person, Mr Baggins, and I am very fond of you; but you are only quite a little fellow in TORn pants after all!” / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 9:55pm

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"A Turin Tornpants turun ambartanen: master of pants by pants mastered!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 10:08pm

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".... and it is sung that the axe smoked in the torn pants of the troll-guard of Gothmog until it withered..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


aranelthehobbit22
Gondor


Apr 26 2010, 10:08pm

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"Are you trying to tell youself you've got TORn pants in your pocket? If so out with it" [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh I do love the pants game! And this ones even harder!

sample


weaver
Half-elven

Apr 26 2010, 10:22pm

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"Your poor torn pants! And I have nothing to bind them with, or comfort them!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver

sample


GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 26 2010, 10:40pm

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The wizard looked down at his TORn pants... [In reply to] Can't Post

and said, "Go and be a toy!"

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

sample


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Apr 26 2010, 10:48pm

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pants huh i got this [In reply to] Can't Post

3 TORN pants for the elven kings under the sky
7 for the dwarf lords in their TORN halls
9 for mortal men doomed to wear TORN pants
1 for the dark lord of TORN pants
in the land of mordor where the TORN pants lie
one TORN pair of pants to rule them all one pair to find them
one pair to bring them and in the darkness bind them
in the land of mordor where the TORN pants lieCool

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 26 2010, 10:52pm

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Torn pants are never late. They arrive precisely when they mean to. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



My LiveJournal
My Costuming Site
TORn's Costume Discussions Archive
The Screencap of the Day Schedule for May


batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2010, 11:00pm

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He moaned "my arms, arms!" but Dori groaned "my torn pants, my torn pants!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2010, 11:05pm

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"...Hurin took his freedom, and went forth in torn pants..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2010, 11:45pm

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"His legs were stretched out before him, showing torn pants that fitted him well.."// [In reply to] Can't Post

Shocked



weaver
Half-elven

Apr 26 2010, 11:48pm

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"TORn Pants! Gamgee! Have you been knees dropping!?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver

sample


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 26 2010, 11:52pm

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"One of the Dúnedain Rangers, I thought he was. His pants were TORn."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.


Magpie
Immortal


Apr 27 2010, 12:13am

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and ever Sauron probed deeper into the lore of the torn pants ... [In reply to] Can't Post

... and the art of their forging.



LOTR soundtrack website ~ magpie avatar gallery ~ Torn Image Posting Guide


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 27 2010, 12:34am

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Love it! *mods up* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you."
-On Fairy Stories


greendragon
Sr. Staff


Apr 27 2010, 12:35am

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From the ashes a fire shall be born, A light from the shadows shall spring, Renewed shall be pants that were TORn, The pantless again shall be king //. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'

'You never know what will happen next, when once you get mixed up with TORnsibs and their friends.'


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Apr 27 2010, 12:50am

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Three for the Elven TORn pants under the sky... [In reply to] Can't Post

7 for the Dwarf TORn Jeans......and nine for the Kings of Men, who above all desire Khakis.

An oldie but a goody Wink

**EDIT: Sorry Nazgul, hadn't read your post, I just reposted something I had written a last year.

http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=163752#163752

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

(This post was edited by Compa_Mighty on Apr 27 2010, 12:57am)


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Apr 27 2010, 12:54am

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what up with this [In reply to] Can't Post

people stealin my ideas=) (ya an oldie from an hour ago)

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


(This post was edited by TheNazgul on Apr 27 2010, 12:55am)


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Apr 27 2010, 1:02am

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its ok [In reply to] Can't Post

just messin with you didnt you notice this=)Cool
we're cool

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Apr 27 2010, 1:12am

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one more thing from me on TORn pants [In reply to] Can't Post

"His TORn pants halted again,facing him,and the the shadow about it reached out like TORn pants. It raised the strip of TORn pants,and the threads whined and cracked threads came from its nostrils. But Gandalf stood firm.
You cannot pass"

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Apr 27 2010, 1:16am

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That made me kind of teary-eyed. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 27 2010, 1:22am

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"There are TORn things! TORn pants in the water." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 27 2010, 1:23am

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"Not idly do the pants of TORn fall." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Apr 27 2010, 1:23am

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I am off down the road, where the torn pants glowed, [In reply to] Can't Post

And the pretty little pocketses are flying
A slender rip of gray
It runs shabbily away
And the buttons and the zippers are a-sighing.

[At this point my inventiveness runs out. Thanks for a really fun thread!]


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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(This post was edited by Aunt Dora Baggins on Apr 27 2010, 1:27am)

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