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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 26 2010, 7:04pm

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Welcome to this Founders' Day edition of the conspiracy theories! So the big question is...

Tehanu, Xoanon, Corvar and Calisuri already have the best fan website on the net, so what is the next step in their evil plan to take over the world?


*** Remember, everyone who replies to this thread will be entered into a drawing for a fun virtual doorprize -- winners announced at Fiesta next Friday.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Peredhil lover
Valinor

Apr 26 2010, 7:07pm

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Taking over Warner :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 7:16pm

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And that could bring this thread to a close. *mods way up* [In reply to] Can't Post

How could anyone beat that?


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Dalgalad
The Shire

Apr 26 2010, 7:18pm

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Erm... [In reply to] Can't Post

 
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Rosie-with-the-ribbons
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 26 2010, 7:23pm

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And there I was [In reply to] Can't Post

thinking exactly the same thing. How to top that.

Mods up for Pl.

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Artanis
Rohan


Apr 26 2010, 7:31pm

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Ha ha ha! Very good! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 26 2010, 7:35pm

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"The same thing we (they) do EVERY night, Pinky!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Get more ideas from The Brain?

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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weaver
Half-elven

Apr 26 2010, 7:43pm

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getting TORn product placements into The Hobbit...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Rosie-with-the-ribbons
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 26 2010, 7:49pm

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Hihi [In reply to] Can't Post

There I have a vivid image of Thorin walking around in the "All I got was this lousy t-shirt", shirt. Beorn using TORn mugs on his table. And Brand wearing of course the "Smog" shirt.

Oh, and I surely know the outfit of the Lake Town Fire Department Wink.

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Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 7:58pm

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When you've built a better website, the next logical thing is to build a better troll. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 7:59pm

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Spread rumors that the Shire Calendar predicts worldwide disaster in 2011 and the only safe place is on TORn. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 26 2010, 8:11pm

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By foul craft cross fanboys with purist men. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


macfalk
Valinor


Apr 26 2010, 8:16pm

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Buying MGM [In reply to] Can't Post

 


TheGreatCoolEnergy
The Shire


Apr 26 2010, 8:23pm

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Taking over /b/ // [In reply to] Can't Post

Sorry, no detailed answer today.

Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 26 2010, 9:08pm

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LOL! One Site to rule them all! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 26 2010, 9:31pm

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Step 1: TORn Step 2: ??? Step 3: profit! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 26 2010, 9:33pm

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First they have to finish building Xoanon's combination blender/time machine/mind-control/VHS player // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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TheNazgul
Rivendell


Apr 26 2010, 10:32pm

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sounds pretty high tech [In reply to] Can't Post

that vhs player might be the one thing to rule them all


3vhs players for the elven kings under the sky
7 for the dwarf lords in thier halls without internet
9 for mortal man doomed to watch movies in crappy format
and one for the dark lord on his dark website
on the internet where the shadows lie
one vhs player to rule them all one player to find them
one player to bring them and in cyberspace bind them
on the internet where the shadows lie

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.


GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 26 2010, 10:35pm

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Wouldn't it be easier... [In reply to] Can't Post

If there were WOMEN involved in that plot?

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009

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batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 27 2010, 12:27am

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having millions of "little fingers" click on those those innocent-looking rings...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



greendragon
Sr. Staff


Apr 27 2010, 12:38am

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Having taken over the web... [In reply to] Can't Post

they can now pass safely through Cirith Ungol and on to Mount Doom. I think they might be forging jewelry... Sly

'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'

'You never know what will happen next, when once you get mixed up with TORnsibs and their friends.'


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Apr 27 2010, 12:44am

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Buying MGM! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 27 2010, 1:04am

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ROFL!! [In reply to] Can't Post

By such tiny flaws are evil plans scuppered...

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 27 2010, 1:30am

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TORn 3D. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 27 2010, 2:09am

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Where to plant the Wellywood sign ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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