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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 17 2010, 10:40pm

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What was Saruman's real reason for wanting to get his hands on the One Ring?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2010, 12:05am

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An unhealthy knack for collectible jewelry. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Elven
Valinor


Apr 18 2010, 12:22am

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He was also the Keeper of the Square Peg and needed to complete the set // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Swishtail.
Avatar: Pippins Mother


(This post was edited by Elven on Apr 18 2010, 12:23am)


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 12:22am

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Mrs. Saruman / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 12:24am

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The secret messages in the palantir were driving him crazy so he needed a decoder ring! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 12:26am

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The ring was just the right size for a weinie like him. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Penthe
Gondor


Apr 18 2010, 1:23am

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If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Now?


GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 18 2010, 1:25am

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It was his birthday and he wants it!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009


sador
Half-elven


Apr 18 2010, 2:25am

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"Hubby, what has become of that Ring that I gave you?" "I'm sorry dear, but I'm afraid that I lost it." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"It will support thee and defend thee from weariness" - Cirdan.




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GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 18 2010, 2:32am

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"WHAAAAAAAAAATTT?!!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Apr 18 2010, 3:08am

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Because one Ring of Isengard deserves another! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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White-socks my little lad


Kangi Ska
Half-elven


Apr 18 2010, 3:09am

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He really just wanted to be popular and thought a little bling might help the image.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Kangi Ska

There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...

At night one cannot tell if crows are black or white.

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Man on Fire


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Apr 18 2010, 3:17am

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Wanted to create an avatar and *real* ringtone to scare the lashes off Sauron for his iPalantir.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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White-socks my little lad


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Apr 18 2010, 3:20am

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Dangler for his piercing.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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White-socks my little lad


paleostone
Bree


Apr 18 2010, 4:01am

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He had just seen it on HSN and they offered it on Flex Pay [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 9:57am

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"It was over there... on the mantlepiece!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

sample sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 10:02am

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He wanted to have it to add to his collection of 4 dwarf Rings he fooled everyone to think the dragons ate // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

sample sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



TORn's Observations Lists


(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Apr 18 2010, 10:02am)


7777777
Rivendell


Apr 18 2010, 10:08am

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High re-sale value. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Dwarf for hire: Have Battle-Axe and Boots. Willing to travel.




"Something, something, something Darkside. Something, something, something complete."


Rockblossom
Registered User

Apr 18 2010, 12:36pm

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He wanted to fix that embarrassing misspelled word in the Elvin script .. [In reply to] Can't Post

before someone realized what the writing really said.


GAndyalf
Valinor

Apr 18 2010, 2:47pm

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"My child," Saruman faking it lied, "There are letters on this Ring that won't light on one side!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009


Captain Salt
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2010, 3:41pm

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It would have been the shining highlight of his [In reply to] Can't Post

annual Isengard Ring Toss Tournament.

Samuel L. Jackson for Bilbo, Woody Allen for Thorin, Lewis Black for Bard and Gilbert Gottfried for Smaug!

MAKE IT HAPPEN, PETER AND GUILLERMO!!!


Rockblossom
Registered User

Apr 18 2010, 4:00pm

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He needed the imbedded Clean Robes spell .. [In reply to] Can't Post

because you just can't trust Orcs with the good laundry.


RosieLass
Valinor


Apr 18 2010, 5:48pm

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It matched his watch and tie-clip. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."


- A. A. Milne


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 18 2010, 5:57pm

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His mind of metal and wheels sprung a leak so he needed a good grommet. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


LaerasŽa
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2010, 6:12pm

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No...it was here...in his pocket! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet." -Albert Schweitzer

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