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Ataahua
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Apr 17 2010, 10:40pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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What was Saruman's real reason for wanting to get his hands on the One Ring?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Elven
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 12:22am
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He was also the Keeper of the Square Peg and needed to complete the set //
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Swishtail.
Avatar: Pippins Mother
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 12:22am
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 12:24am
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The secret messages in the palantir were driving him crazy so he needed a decoder ring! /
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 12:26am
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The ring was just the right size for a weinie like him. /
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug
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Penthe
Mithlond
Apr 18 2010, 1:23am
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If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it//
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Now?
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GAndyalf
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 1:25am
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It was his birthday and he wants it!//
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"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009
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sador
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Apr 18 2010, 2:25am
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"Hubby, what has become of that Ring that I gave you?" "I'm sorry dear, but I'm afraid that I lost it." //
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"It will support thee and defend thee from weariness" - Cirdan.
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GAndyalf
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 2:32am
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"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 3:08am
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Because one Ring of Isengard deserves another! //
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White-socks my little lad
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Kangi Ska
Gondolin
Apr 18 2010, 3:09am
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He really just wanted to be popular and thought a little bling might help the image.//
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Kangi Ska
There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...There is no place like the Shire...
At night one cannot tell if crows are black or white.
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 3:17am
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Wanted to create an avatar and *real* ringtone to scare the lashes off Sauron for his iPalantir.//
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White-socks my little lad
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 3:20am
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White-socks my little lad
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paleostone
Nevrast
Apr 18 2010, 4:01am
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He had just seen it on HSN and they offered it on Flex Pay
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 9:57am
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"It was over there... on the mantlepiece!" //
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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 10:02am
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He wanted to have it to add to his collection of 4 dwarf Rings he fooled everyone to think the dragons ate //
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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
TORn's Observations Lists
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Ossiriand
Apr 18 2010, 10:08am
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Dwarf for hire: Have Battle-Axe and Boots. Willing to travel.
"Something, something, something Darkside. Something, something, something complete."
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Rockblossom
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Apr 18 2010, 12:36pm
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He wanted to fix that embarrassing misspelled word in the Elvin script ..
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before someone realized what the writing really said.
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GAndyalf
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 2:47pm
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"My child," Saruman faking it lied, "There are letters on this Ring that won't light on one side!"//
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"Be good, be careful, have fun, don't get arrested!"
---Marcia Michelle Alexander Hamilton, 7 Nov 1955 - 19 Nov 2009
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Captain Salt
Dor-Lomin
Apr 18 2010, 3:41pm
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It would have been the shining highlight of his
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annual Isengard Ring Toss Tournament.
Samuel L. Jackson for Bilbo, Woody Allen for Thorin, Lewis Black for Bard and Gilbert Gottfried for Smaug!
MAKE IT HAPPEN, PETER AND GUILLERMO!!!
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Rockblossom
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Apr 18 2010, 4:00pm
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He needed the imbedded Clean Robes spell ..
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because you just can't trust Orcs with the good laundry.
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RosieLass
Doriath
Apr 18 2010, 5:48pm
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It matched his watch and tie-clip. //
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"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Apr 18 2010, 5:57pm
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His mind of metal and wheels sprung a leak so he needed a good grommet. /
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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug
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