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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 23 2010, 6:45pm

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"Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your nose."/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I don't want to go to work today
But the master of the whip says nay, nay, nay.


weaver
Half-elven

Mar 23 2010, 7:02pm

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The health care bill passed.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver






Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 23 2010, 7:36pm

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"...ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! ???? Er, ah, Gandalf, let me explain the concept of "Hide and Seek" one more time." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


elvenhobbit
Rohan

Mar 23 2010, 8:11pm

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Youre the king of Rohan, but i am the king of the snap game....dont sulk! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Elven by name, Hobbit by nature

'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-

and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...

and through it all we remain strong and true
for eternity is bonds unbroken
beyond the sea...

*****10 year LOTR fan ******


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 23 2010, 9:15pm

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"No, Theoden, that is not quite how the One Ring works." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



aranelthehobbit22
Gondor


Mar 24 2010, 12:49am

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"Keep 'em closed, no peeking . . . seriously man you do NOT want to see this, really, dwarves shouldn't participate in drinking games . . . " [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 24 2010, 3:01am

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"I told you 'just tea.' But no, you had to play the 'it's-bad-manner's-to-refuse-a-meal' card..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



silneldor
Half-elven


Mar 24 2010, 4:53am

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No, Preparation H has not been invented yet but we can make a hole in the saddle.\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













LordotRings93
Rohan


Mar 24 2010, 7:04pm

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"How could you have failed to get a horse license, Theoden?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

The HUGEST Lord of the Rings fan ever!
Owner of all Lord of the Rings merchandise.
"I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it."


Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Mar 24 2010, 7:30pm

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I think I remember [In reply to] Can't Post

someone using that as a nickname, back in the days when occasional sockpuppeting was allowed for entertainment purposes. I always hear that when Eowyn delivers that line.

I laughed pretty hard too. :-D


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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories

leleni at hotmail dot com
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sador
Half-elven


Mar 24 2010, 9:07pm

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"I know what it is you want of me, but I am in the middle of this character arc" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"It will support thee and defend thee from weariness" - Cirdan.




weaver
Half-elven

Mar 24 2010, 9:35pm

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ha! mods up -- perfect!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver






Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Mar 24 2010, 10:06pm

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Gandalf: "The Hobbits have been teaching me poetry. Wanna hear? There once was a man from Edoras..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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fairelvenlady
Rivendell


Mar 25 2010, 1:50am

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LOL // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

What happened when Legolas and Aragorn road with Eomer in the van.
Aragorn: Eomer, Legolas has his bow on my side of the seat!
Legolas: Well Aragorn keeps slapping me while practicing his "heroic" poses.
Eomer: Don't make me turn this van around.



Randolph the Grey
The Shire


Mar 25 2010, 6:22am

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So Theoden, it looks like [In reply to] Can't Post

the minority party is going to send up 80 more nonsense amendments to try to stall the vote...

-Randy

Almost everything you need to know about life is on the Internet; everything else you can find in a Yes song.


Menelwyn
Rohan


Mar 26 2010, 2:01am

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"Theoden, if you would just pay attention, it's really not that hard to keep track of all the F Elves in the Silmarillion." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Laerasëa
Tol Eressea


Mar 26 2010, 5:19am

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"Theoden immediately regretted asking Gandalf where orc babies came from." [In reply to] Can't Post

From Menelwyn actually- she thought of it after she'd already shut down her computer, and asked me to post it. This is actually a question that she has gotten from students during her LOTR interim term course.

"It's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry...you will someday." -American Beauty

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NottaSackville
Valinor

Mar 26 2010, 12:14pm

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*Immediately goes into a pose that looks much like Theoden's...* [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 26 2010, 5:57pm

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"If you *really* love me, what color are my eyes?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 27 2010, 1:11pm

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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Frodo's Pearl
The Shire


Mar 27 2010, 10:24pm

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Gandalf: I told you and told you not to move your queen there, but did you listen to me? No! You just went right ahead, and moved your queen there, and from then on, the game was Merry's. Don't come crying to me if you lost fifty dollars to him. It's not [In reply to] Can't Post

Gandalf: I told you and told you not to move your queen there, but did you listen to me? No! You just went right ahead, and moved your queen there, and from then on, the game was Merry's. Don't come crying to me if you lost fifty dollars to him. It's not like I didn't warn you...

Yes, you have seen a thing or two since you last peeped out of a looking-glass. ~Frodo, FotR --- ..May you come to realize that insignificant as you may seem in this great universe, you are an important part of God's plan. May He watch over you and keep you safe from harm. ~Roma Downey


pippinmaniac
Bree

Mar 28 2010, 5:09am

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Gandalf, Gandalf, Gandalf... [In reply to] Can't Post

...please, for the love of Bema, do NOT show me the "Pointy-Hat Trick"!


Authiel
The Shire

Apr 7 2010, 6:27pm

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Gandalf: Here comes another Arwen and Aragorn scene.

Theoden: Not again. . .

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