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Gollum vs. Yoda

aranelthehobbit22
Rodnog


Mar 15 2010, 10:18pm

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Given that the force is on his side, I'm inclined to think that Master Yoda has the advantage in the situation.
No lightsaber, he would still win.

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Nevle-flah


Mar 16 2010, 8:52pm

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Yoda wins everytime! Cool



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balinman
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Mar 17 2010, 4:09pm

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GOLLUM so easily:)


Lúthien Tinúviel
Eerb


Mar 17 2010, 8:05pm

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LOL I thought of the same question earlier today! [In reply to] Can't Post

Yoda. hands down.


Darkstone
Latrommi


Mar 17 2010, 8:08pm

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Two against one.

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aranelthehobbit22
Rodnog


Mar 18 2010, 9:37pm

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Good point! lol [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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'Help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the Wise falter.'

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"Yet in that hour was put to the proof that which Mithrandir had spoken, and help came from the hands of the weak when the Wise faltered."

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"Give us that Deagol my love . . ."





Oiotári
Aessere Lot


Mar 19 2010, 6:32pm

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ahh, but one would rather eat fish all day than fight // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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M&M
Llednevir


Mar 20 2010, 7:40pm

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Uhhh...lol [In reply to] Can't Post

Who's Yoda? Blush I know he's from Star Wars...but....


Kangi Ska
Nevle-flah


Mar 20 2010, 8:44pm

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Short green guy...pointy ears. Kind of an Albert Einstein troll doll...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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sevilodorf
SnevaH Yerg


Mar 21 2010, 6:10pm

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and any conversations between the two would be horrible to contemplate....though I shudder at much of Star Wars dialog anyway.

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Gwaihir
Erihs Eht


Mar 24 2010, 1:13am

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yoda would not fight [In reply to] Can't Post

Yoda might sya the ring is the path to the dark side or the inrg leads to Sauron sauron leads to Hate and hate leads to suffering

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And the wind always be at your back

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Elrond
Erihs Eht

Apr 29 2010, 7:52pm

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Gollum would win. Every time.
no debate lolLaugh


Donry
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May 8 2010, 12:31am

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Lightsaber, force...this one's easy.....

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Analeewyn
Neirol


Jul 8 2010, 6:08am

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Yoda would never break a sweat [In reply to] Can't Post

I can see it now. Gollum jumping around, trying to get at Yoda from every different angle, hollering who knows what, while Yoda just holds out his hand and keeps knocking Gollum back with the Force. Gollum would be his own defeat and Yoda would never have to break a sweat Cool


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turinMerlin
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Aug 30 2010, 3:48am

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But what if Gollum has the Ring? [In reply to] Can't Post

Yoda has the force, but Gollum might have a slight chance with the ring on.......


Nah. All Yoda has to do is toss a fish on the ground and he'll know exactly where Gollum's at.


AncalagontheBlack
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Sep 14 2013, 12:45pm

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