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Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Feb 17 2007, 7:19pm


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For this first conspiracy theory on New Torn, I'm posting a whisper slipped to me by one of the earliest TORNadoes, who found TORN during the Time of Stars (thanks Jester)...


So just how did Saruman the White become Saruman of Many Colours?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Ataahua Send a private message to Ataahua Feb 17 2007, 7:19pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Arwen's daughter Send a private message to Arwen's daughter Feb 17 2007, 7:21pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Elberbeth Send a private message to Elberbeth Feb 17 2007, 7:23pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories WhiteLadyEowyn Send a private message to WhiteLadyEowyn Feb 17 2007, 7:25pm
        Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Ainu Laire Send a private message to Ainu Laire Feb 17 2007, 7:30pm
    He was a sloppy eater Annael Send a private message to Annael Feb 17 2007, 7:28pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Jester Send a private message to Jester Feb 17 2007, 7:53pm
    He didn't want to be mistaken for Galadriel. dernwyn Send a private message to dernwyn Feb 17 2007, 8:03pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Patty Send a private message to Patty Feb 17 2007, 8:04pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Nerdanel Send a private message to Nerdanel Feb 17 2007, 8:19pm
        Re: [Nerdanel] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Sandicomm Send a private message to Sandicomm Feb 17 2007, 11:41pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Ugly Troll Send a private message to Ugly Troll Feb 17 2007, 8:39pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories FingonOfPittsburgh Send a private message to FingonOfPittsburgh Feb 17 2007, 8:43pm
    He was bought by Turner Classic Movies. [nt] L. Ron Halfelven Send a private message to L. Ron Halfelven Feb 17 2007, 9:04pm
    Re: Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories elvenhobbit Send a private message to elvenhobbit Feb 17 2007, 9:37pm
    See, he was coloring Aerlinn Send a private message to Aerlinn Feb 17 2007, 10:23pm
    Re: [Ataahua] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Noneoftheabove Send a private message to Noneoftheabove Feb 17 2007, 11:23pm
    Re: [Ataahua] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories PhantomS Send a private message to PhantomS Feb 17 2007, 11:29pm
        Re: [PhantomS] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories FingonOfPittsburgh Send a private message to FingonOfPittsburgh Feb 17 2007, 11:32pm
    Re: [Ataahua] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories Sandicomm Send a private message to Sandicomm Feb 17 2007, 11:40pm
    Typical male...refused to separate his laundry first... (n/t) RosieLass Send a private message to RosieLass Feb 17 2007, 11:41pm
    Re: [Ataahua] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories a.s. Send a private message to a.s. Feb 17 2007, 11:59pm
        *snort* It was red and yellow and green and brown... GaladrielTX Send a private message to GaladrielTX Feb 18 2007, 12:11am
    Re: [Ataahua] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories deej Send a private message to deej Feb 18 2007, 12:34am
        Re: [deej] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories drogo Send a private message to drogo Feb 18 2007, 1:02am
            Re: [drogo] Middle-Earth Conspiracy Theories deej Send a private message to deej Feb 18 2007, 1:10am
    Re: He stepped in back of the Pink Floyd prism [nt] silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 18 2007, 1:48am
    He, ahem, fell in love with my new footer pic linkin-artelf Send a private message to linkin-artelf Feb 18 2007, 2:39am
    He discovered crayolas weren't for smoking grammaboodawg Send a private message to grammaboodawg Feb 18 2007, 3:09am
    He upgraded to Gossamer Loresilme Send a private message to Loresilme Feb 18 2007, 4:46am
    He fell into a rainbow! Ciars Send a private message to Ciars Feb 18 2007, 3:19pm
    He went shopping with Tom Bombadil (NT) Penthe Send a private message to Penthe Feb 18 2007, 10:48pm
        Love the yellow boots. GaladrielTX Send a private message to GaladrielTX Feb 18 2007, 10:50pm
        Re: [Penthe] He went shopping with Tom Bombadil (NT) FingonOfPittsburgh Send a private message to FingonOfPittsburgh Feb 18 2007, 10:51pm
    Jacob, mistaking him for Joseph, gave him this great coat of many colors... Hobbitmomma Send a private message to Hobbitmomma Feb 19 2007, 3:29pm
    He had a side gig as the Lucky Charms guy. diedye Send a private message to diedye Feb 19 2007, 3:34pm
    Didn't read the washing instructions on his robes ... Idril Celebrindal Send a private message to Idril Celebrindal Feb 19 2007, 6:44pm
    While they melt in your mouth, not in your hand, M&Ms sometimes do also melt on your robes. luinfalathiel Send a private message to luinfalathiel Feb 19 2007, 10:00pm
    It was just his solar powered translucent rainbow suspenders [nt] silneldor Send a private message to silneldor Feb 20 2007, 2:05am
        His coat of many colors ... Elven Send a private message to Elven Feb 21 2007, 11:26am
    More votes SmeagoloftheStoors Send a private message to SmeagoloftheStoors Feb 22 2008, 7:40am

 
 
 

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