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Ataahua
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Sep 26 2009, 7:41pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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So just why did the Necromancer set up a fortress in Mirkwood anyway?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Mar
Gondor
Sep 26 2009, 10:48pm
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Feng shui directives left him no other options. //
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Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
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tennie75
Lorien
Sep 27 2009, 1:17am
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the fortress was in foreclosure and he got it for a low low price!!//
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Sep 27 2009, 1:56am
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Setting up a day-care center would have like totally trashed his Dark Lord rep./
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Get ready, mooters, here comes the Big Apple!
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Tim
Tol Eressea
Sep 27 2009, 2:54am
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Five copper an acre at prime haunted forest wood prices//
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Good... Bad..... I'm the guy with the gun.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Sep 27 2009, 10:26pm
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Picked it up for a song when the real estate bubble popped ... //
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With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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grammaboodawg
Immortal
Sep 28 2009, 10:09am
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Well... he's got this thing for spiders... //
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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Sep 28 2009, 2:07pm
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It was in a good school district and had a big back yard ... //
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With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Sep 28 2009, 2:09pm
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It was the newly-renovated dungeons with Corian countertops and Tuscan floor tiles! //
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With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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debo
Rohan
Sep 28 2009, 9:26pm
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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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