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Edward Cullen VS Count Dracula

Arwen_Undomiel
Lorien


Sep 26 2009, 6:36pm

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Well, they're both vampires, aren't they? Hmm..... I don't know.... I think Edward would win because he has more motivation? Tongue Mind, I haven't actually read Twilight, but I broke down and saw the trailer.


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Milady
Rivendell


Oct 1 2009, 12:21pm

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Liek omg Edward 4evar! He's so SPARKLY and AWESUM he would totes kick Dracula's butt!

Honestly, why? Dracula wins by default because Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. He's an angsty immortal teenager who sparkles and stalks and happens to drink blood.


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weathertop
Rohan


Oct 1 2009, 2:27pm

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heh. i first read that as count chocula! [In reply to] Can't Post

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Arwen_Undomiel
Lorien


Oct 1 2009, 2:46pm

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True, Ed isn't as bad as Dracula. But that doesn't make the odds more in his favor!


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.Ithilwen.
Rivendell


Oct 5 2009, 8:16pm

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Liek omg Edward 4evar! He's so SPARKLY and AWESUM he would totes kick Dracula's butt!

Honestly, why? Dracula wins by default because Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. He's an angsty immortal teenager who sparkles and stalks and happens to drink blood.



Ok I'll admit. I am a teenage girl who read the books just because of Edward. (This is because the cover was pretty back in ‘07…Not because of Mr. Pattinson!) And well couldn't talk about anything else for like - a month. But let’s just say Stephenie Meyer's crappy (NOT TO MENTION PATHETIC!) female characters and Edward ending up a sissy...

Killed the whole vampire thing... If I want something sparkly that'll last forever: I'll go buy myself a big pretty diamond. They don't talk and aren't pathetic...

Sorry about the rant!
^_^'''''



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(This post was edited by .Ithilwen. on Oct 5 2009, 8:16pm)


Arwen_Undomiel
Lorien


Oct 20 2009, 9:41pm

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It's ok Ithilwen... I rant all the time! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Lúthien Tinúviel
Bree


Dec 31 2009, 3:35pm

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Liek omg Edward 4evar! He's so SPARKLY and AWESUM he would totes kick Dracula's butt!

Honestly, why? Dracula wins by default because Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire. He's an angsty immortal teenager who sparkles and stalks and happens to drink blood.



Ok I'll admit. I am a teenage girl who read the books just because of Edward. (This is because the cover was pretty back in ‘07…Not because of Mr. Pattinson!) And well couldn't talk about anything else for like - a month. But let’s just say Stephenie Meyer's crappy (NOT TO MENTION PATHETIC!) female characters and Edward ending up a sissy...

Killed the whole vampire thing... If I want something sparkly that'll last forever: I'll go buy myself a big pretty diamond. They don't talk and aren't pathetic...

Sorry about the rant!
^_^'''''

I mist agree about the diamond thing, I laughed to death!!
Okay, Dracula is a Vampire. Edward is a Fairy Princess. Vampire vs. Fairy Princess, I believe the vampire would winWink


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jul 4 2013, 11:28am

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