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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Sep 20 2009, 5:27am

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So just why are the Woses so eager to keep people out of their woods?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Sep 20 2009, 5:52am

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Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 20 2009, 12:42pm

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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 21 2009, 3:58am

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debo
Rohan

Sep 21 2009, 4:11am

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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


debo
Rohan

Sep 21 2009, 4:27am

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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


RosieLass
Valinor


Sep 21 2009, 5:46am

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"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."


- A. A. Milne


Aunt Dora Baggins
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Sep 21 2009, 5:07pm

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This has been in the news around here recently with illegal cultivation in the national forests.


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