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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 6 2009, 1:53am

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Just what did Pippin see in the Palantir that scared him so deeply?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronĺs master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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debo
Rohan

Sep 6 2009, 2:42am

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The TOTAL lack of chocolate in Barad-Dur. [In reply to] Can't Post

TongueTongue

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


debo
Rohan

Sep 6 2009, 2:44am

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Sauron's huge roll of toilet paper [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


Magpie
Immortal


Sep 6 2009, 2:48am

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(recycles old answer) Ezpeleta, of course // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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sador
Half-elven

Sep 6 2009, 6:00am

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Rosie's wreath coming at him. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Maybe we cannot guess within a narrow count of days the hour appointed" - Yavanna.


silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 6 2009, 11:44am

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Prohibition in the Shire - no more ale! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 6 2009, 11:45am

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Pipeweed outlawed // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Sep 6 2009, 5:49pm

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Sauron getting up... apparently he's not a morning person. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

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Tim
Tol Eressea


Sep 6 2009, 6:22pm

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Sauron showed him a world without 2nd breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, and dinner! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Good... Bad..... I'm the guy with the gun.


Tyler
Lorien


Sep 6 2009, 8:37pm

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That would have to be [In reply to] Can't Post

Sam and frodo in high hills and a dress

Home is behind, the world ahead... And there are many paths to tread. Through shadow, to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade, all shall fade... all... shall... fade...


Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Sep 7 2009, 12:03am

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A bad nose-hair situation. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 7 2009, 11:03am

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Tuckborough was re-populated with Cave Trolls // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Tavari
The Shire


Sep 7 2009, 10:27pm

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or it was repopulated with fangirls// [In reply to] Can't Post



stormcrow20
Gondor


Sep 8 2009, 4:09am

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Re-runs! Nothing but re-runs! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Expect me when you see me."

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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Sep 8 2009, 3:46pm

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High School Musical 1, 2, 3 ... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea


Sep 8 2009, 5:50pm

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His Auntie Em turned into the Wicked Witch of the West / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The TORNsib formerly known as Galadriel.



silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 9 2009, 2:01am

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Yes, he is rather full of it isn't he lol.\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












debo
Rohan

Sep 9 2009, 7:01am

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Aha!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

How about the minutes of the Zac Efron fan club????

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."

 
 

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