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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 25 2009, 9:43pm

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Just what was the Balrog doing with the Orcs in Moria for all those years anyway?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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EmynArnenLady
Rivendell


Jul 25 2009, 10:36pm

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Singing "This is the song that Never Ends..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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When true hearts lie withered, and fond ones are flown
Oh who would inhabit this bleak world alone?
- The last Rose of Summer, Thomas Moore

Crackle: "Those freakin' elves man....they came from the trees...they came from the trees!"
Pop: "Here's to Snap...." - (Family Guy Episode)


Luke Goss for Thranduil!


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 25 2009, 11:03pm

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Playing Tig. The loser gets flamed! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Smeagirl/Girllum
Gondor


Jul 25 2009, 11:16pm

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Working on their costumes for Comic-Con! /NT [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"He will never love me, I fear; for he bit me, and I was not gentle."





.Ithilwen.
Rivendell


Jul 25 2009, 11:23pm

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was leading all the slimy little orcses in a lively game of Balrog says...And then some orc named Simon decieded he should share the Balrog's devious creation with the pre-schoolers of the world...


El eria e mor
I `lir en el luitha `uren



(A star rises out of the darkness. The song of the star enchants my heart)

~Aníron, Enya



NARF since summer '08 when I wouldn't read anything written by Tolkien because my Mum called it classic literature...




Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Jul 25 2009, 11:29pm

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Building papier-mache wings. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Penthe
Gondor


Jul 26 2009, 12:46am

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making mass dance sequence pop videos all ready for the 1980s.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Now?


dernwyn
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Jul 26 2009, 1:32am

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They did the Monster Mash! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jul 26 2009, 3:55am

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99 bottles of malt beeerr on the wall, 99 bottles of malt beeerr.../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"What happens now?"

"Well, we wait until nightfall, then Aragorn, Legolas, and I leap out of the rabbit..."


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 26 2009, 4:05am

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the Balrog used the Orcs like a "Barrel of Monkeys Game" to get in and out of his pit.


sador
Half-elven

Jul 26 2009, 6:01am

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Just like any hoary officer [In reply to] Can't Post

"You call sneaking past the Watcher tough? Boy, you wouldn't have survived a day in Melkor's training ground. He was the one to send you stealing snacks from a dragon for less offences, he would. I wonder why Sauron sends all the scum of his pits to me? Can't he make soldiers of of them himself? Now BEAT IT! If you'll be late for supper, you'll be for desert! See this whip?"

"We will honour the agreement of the dead." - Dain.


stormcrow20
Gondor


Jul 26 2009, 7:40am

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Flame-broiled orc chops. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Expect me when you see me."


Eledhwen
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 26 2009, 8:07am

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Running a fluffy pink slippers factory. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Where now the horse and the rider?


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jul 26 2009, 8:38am

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Go fish. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


One Ringer
Tol Eressea


Jul 26 2009, 1:48pm

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Playing a BIG game of Risk [In reply to] Can't Post

It was hard enough to decide which color each of them controlled, but who went first, well, that's a whole other story.


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Pansy
Bree

Jul 26 2009, 4:43pm

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playing Skittles (orc's heads are just the right size for a balrog) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pansy Bolger

give three cheers for a hobbit hero, Ill lead the way
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray!
and the Chorus sings...
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts! (song pilfered from gilbert & Sullivan)


Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Jul 27 2009, 2:34pm

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Perfecting his "Kentucky Fried Orc" recipe! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jul 27 2009, 3:26pm

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Later known simply as KFO. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea


Jul 27 2009, 5:21pm

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Let’s do the time warp again! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Curious
Half-elven


Jul 27 2009, 6:57pm

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Started a long-running roleplaying game, Papers and Paychecks.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Curious
Half-elven


Jul 27 2009, 7:29pm

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Making their computers Fourth Age compatible.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Jul 27 2009, 8:18pm

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Anything he wanted.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Pansy
Bree

Jul 27 2009, 8:53pm

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there is no ACCOUNTING for a Balrog's taste ! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pansy Bolger

give three cheers for a hobbit hero, Ill lead the way
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray!
and the Chorus sings...
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts!
His sisters and his cousins,
Whom he reckons up by dozens,
And his aunts! (song pilfered from gilbert & Sullivan)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 29 2009, 2:22pm

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just pictured the Balrog with a little white beard and floppy white hair ;)



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Ettelewen
Rohan

Jul 29 2009, 2:38pm

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LOL!! That image is going to stick with me now... // [In reply to] Can't Post


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