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Alassa Eruvande
Valinor


Apr 23 2009, 1:47pm

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Yo, Tornpeeps! Today's SFTH comes from an anonymous friend.

Words exchanged between Gandalf and the Balrog on the way to the bottom. Hey, it was a long way down!




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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Apr 23 2009, 1:59pm

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By the way, they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Apr 23 2009, 3:55pm

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Ow! Ow! Quit it!!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Woodyend
Gondor


Apr 23 2009, 3:56pm

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Gandalf: So Balrogs do have wings. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


acheron
Gondor


Apr 23 2009, 4:58pm

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"orange you glad i didn't say banana?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 23 2009, 5:05pm

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So wizards do have long beards. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 23 2009, 5:14pm

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"Will you STOP singing 'Come on baby, light my fire'!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 23 2009, 5:16pm

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So, are you an African Balrog or a European Balrog? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Alassa Eruvande
Valinor


Apr 23 2009, 5:22pm

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*mods up!* :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 23 2009, 5:49pm

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"Nothing much. How about you?"/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"What happens now?"

"Well, we wait until nightfall, then Aragorn, Legolas, and I leap out of the rabbit..."


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 23 2009, 6:14pm

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"Could you take a look? Are those wings on my back or should I see a doctor?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.



Smeagirl/Girllum
Gondor


Apr 23 2009, 6:56pm

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Balrog: Before one of us dies, can you at least show me that "pointy hat trick" I keep hearing about? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it."







somuchmore
Rivendell


Apr 23 2009, 8:26pm

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'And throwing yourself on the floor, screaming for sweets, just wasn't good enough for you, eh? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Apr 23 2009, 8:38pm

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I don't suppose you'd consider a guest appearance at my next firework display? No? *sigh* Ah well, you don't ask, you don't get... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


somuchmore
Rivendell


Apr 23 2009, 8:41pm

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Gandalf: 'You know how much I paid for this outfit? and it's dry clean only!' // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Woodyend
Gondor


Apr 23 2009, 9:05pm

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The Balrogs are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their species. [In reply to] Can't Post

Balrog: We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.
Gandalf : Only a master of evil, Balrog.

May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Vidstige
Bree


Apr 23 2009, 9:29pm

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Both: Aaaaahhhhhhh... [In reply to] Can't Post

Both: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

*looks at each other*

Both: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...

Balrog: This is like a totally deep hole.
Gandalf: Yeah, dude.

Both: Aaaaaaaahhhh...

*looks at each other again*

Gandalf: Hey, you wanna play 20 questions?
Balrog: Okay! I got one!
Gandalf: Are you a mineral?
Balrog: Yeah!
Gandalf: Are you a stone-troll?
Balrog: Whoa! Yeah!

(Aplogies to Bill and Ted)

Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?


RosieLass
Valinor


Apr 23 2009, 9:53pm

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Are we there yet? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."


- A. A. Milne


silneldor
Half-elven


Apr 24 2009, 1:09am

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Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, Eru's man [In reply to] Can't Post

 I'll slake me a balrog as fast as I can;
Pat it and prick it and mark it with B,
Put it on the mountainside for Frodo and me.

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of Manw let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manw Slimo












dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 24 2009, 1:12am

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hmm...."B" for Baggins? Balrog? Beruthiel? Wink


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915


Pansy
Bree

Apr 24 2009, 1:45am

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wouldn't you know it. just this morning
my chinese fortune cookie read.

He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer


batik
Tol Eressea


Apr 24 2009, 2:03am

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Say does this remind you of that song by Tom Petty?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 24 2009, 2:17am

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Gandalf: I fell in to a Balrog of fire [In reply to] Can't Post

I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the 'rog of fire

WinkLaugh





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One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play

(This post was edited by Kelvarhin on Apr 24 2009, 2:18am)


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 24 2009, 2:17am

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Oh great, now I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! [In reply to] Can't Post

Welcome to TORn, btw! Be sure to join in the festivities this weekend! Smile


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 24 2009, 2:23am

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That's bad... [In reply to] Can't Post

...now I've got this vision of Gandalf in black (probably those grey robes being turned to crisps), strumming on Glamdring like a guitar!



(Hey, you edited the post between when I read it, and when I started writing this! Shocked I suddenly realized the title said "Balrog", not "burning ring"! What timing! Laugh)


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915

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