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Aerlinn
Lorien


Apr 10 2007, 3:44pm

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I don't know when we did this last, but I think it's been a couple of years, and it's kind of on my mind:

Middle-earth Tax Deductions and Excuses for Filing at the Last Minute

*sigh*plods off*

'I cannot read the furry letters,' said Frodo in a quavering voice.
'No,' said Gandalf, 'but I can.'

'One Ring to drool on them all, One Ring to heed them
One Ring to bring them all and remind them all to feed them
In the land of Kitchen where the litter lies.
'

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Aunt Dora Baggins
Half-elven


Apr 10 2007, 4:03pm

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Bilbo's excuse: [In reply to] Can't Post

A lot of relatives prying around, and a string of confounded visitors hanging on the bell.

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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Chance Meeting at Rivendell: a Tolkien Fanfic
and some other stuff I wrote...
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Apr 10 2007, 4:09pm

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Accelerated depreciation on Sword that was Broken / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 10 2007, 4:19pm

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Bilbo's dwarves keep trickling in, so he has to wait for a final count of dependents // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample sample
Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."


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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Apr 10 2007, 4:20pm

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Sam keeps miscounting his dependents./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Ciars
Rohan


Apr 10 2007, 4:36pm

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Aragorn's excuse [In reply to] Can't Post

for late filing:
first a change of job from self employed protector/bodyguard - with recipts for job relatedtravel expenses, clothing/weaponry, and full time ranger - reduced taxes to:
king ,also with attached related expenses for coronation clothing, catering, travel, cleansing -(all the fire denethor damage) and rebuilding on account of seige related damage occuring prior to reign.



May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.


Morwen
Rohan


Apr 10 2007, 4:49pm

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Gandalf's excuse [In reply to] Can't Post

Filled out his return and then gave it to Butterbur to mail.

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I wish you could have been there
When she opened up the door
And looked me in the face
Like she never did before
I felt about as welcome
As a Wal-Mart Superstore--John Prine


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 10 2007, 4:51pm

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Still nothing more than a deductible casualty loss on a broken heirloom./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 10 2007, 5:02pm

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All that is gold does not glitter, and must be reported as "supplemental income" Schedule Q, line 3b / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I met a Balrog on the stair
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Ginger
Lorien

Apr 10 2007, 5:06pm

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Eowyn's excuse [In reply to] Can't Post

She couldn't decide if she could take men's clothing as a business deduction.


'linners, why oh why is this on your mind? Wink

*note to self*
Learn new boards. "Sticky" is not an admonishment to a tornsib named Sticky.


Annael
Half-elven


Apr 10 2007, 5:44pm

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changed from "Single" to "Married, Head of Household"

If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives . . . But up close a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
- Ursula Le Guin

NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967


Annael
Half-elven


Apr 10 2007, 5:45pm

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Saruman: property damage/loss due to vandalism & theft / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives . . . But up close a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
- Ursula Le Guin

NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967


Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Apr 10 2007, 6:07pm

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Treebeard has expenses due to [In reply to] Can't Post

gnawing, biteing, breaking, hacking and burning.

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Advising Elf
Rohan


Apr 10 2007, 6:17pm

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Now I'm King and I don't pay taxes. So there!

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 10 2007, 6:22pm

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Where is she, the woman who gave you that jewel, and where's her receipt?/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Lossefalme
Gondor


Apr 10 2007, 8:09pm

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Nowhere could Gimli find the proper line to claim "three hairs from an Elvish queen."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

(Formerly Lossefalme3, just in case you're wondering)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. 'Elendil!' he cried. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!' TTT, Book III, Chapter 2
And Éomer answered: 'Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs I have loved you, and that love shall not fail.' RotK, Book VI, Chapter 5




Lossefalme
Gondor


Apr 10 2007, 8:10pm

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Middle Earth Turbo Tax was all sold out. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

(Formerly Lossefalme3, just in case you're wondering)*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. 'Elendil!' he cried. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!' TTT, Book III, Chapter 2
And Éomer answered: 'Since the day when you rose before me out of the green grass of the downs I have loved you, and that love shall not fail.' RotK, Book VI, Chapter 5




Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Apr 10 2007, 8:32pm

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Strawberry bubble bath has been ruled an inadmissable exemption./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 10 2007, 9:55pm

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But could he claim them dependents, as "three heirs from an Elvish queen"? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"And when Sam heard that he laughed aloud for shear delight, and he stood up and cried: 'O great glory and splendour! And all my wishes have come true!'"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 11 2007, 12:21am

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Turgo-Tax reminds you: income from hidden cities must still be declared./ [In reply to] Can't Post



stormcrow20
Gondor

Apr 11 2007, 2:56am

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Radagast, being the animal lover that he is, utterly detests tax deduc.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...oh, wait, that's taxidermy....


Tongue

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Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 11 2007, 3:35am

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H&R Buck: "That was a proper 1040, that was." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

I met a Balrog on the stair
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Patty
Immortal


Apr 11 2007, 5:23am

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Bingo! [In reply to] Can't Post

Great, Morwen!

At home, amongst the Mallorn trees.


Patty
Immortal


Apr 11 2007, 5:24am

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Great, A.E.! / [In reply to] Can't Post

no text. why did you look?

At home, amongst the Mallorn trees.


luinfalathiel
Lorien


Apr 11 2007, 6:56am

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*snertle* too funny!!/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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