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Loresilme
Valinor
Dec 31 2008, 9:50pm
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Agent 99 vs Eowyn
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One has a wicked round kick ("What?! I'm not feminine?" *thwack*) and a bag of deadly high-tech gadgets.
The other has a wicked sword-thrust and a pot of deadly poisoned soup ("What?! I'm not a good cook? *thwack*).
Who manages to kill the Witch King first?
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 10 2009, 4:13pm
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What? No "Get Smart" fans? Guess I'll have to call this one myself :-)
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OK:
99 first tries a well-timed round kick to WiKi's head, unfortunately she bashes her foot into his crown, and 'doing a Viggo', she breaks her toe. Next she grabs for her high-tech toys, fishes around and pulls out - exploding dental floss. She wraps the floss around Wiki, lights the end and despite an enormous explosion and much smoke, Wiki reappears unharmed by such pathetic low watt fireworks ("You fool, no Christmas lights can kill me!") In desperation she tries her trademark 'surprise kiss of death' ("Very effective! How did you know it would work? Have you kissed other men who then plunged to their deaths?"**) only to realize at the last minute, oooops, there's a-nothing in that there hooded robe to plant one on. Wiki flings her aside contemptuously and advances on Eowyn.
Eowyn is quicker and more deadly. Without even resorting to her sword, she flings the boiling hot soup ("It isn't much, but it's hot!") directly at the dreaded hooded non-face, whereupon it drips down and starts a meltdown chain reaction inside the robe, wherein what's left of Wiki's spectral DNA merges with the super-heated soup and melts into a puddle of unidentifiable meat by-products and a couple of soggy bay leaves.
Way to go Eowyn!
** If you haven't caught the move version of "Get Smart", I recommend it highly, it's a lot of fun.
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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea
Jan 11 2009, 1:12am
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When Eowyn looks around to see where Max is, Agent 99 thwacks her upside the head.
With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jan 19 2009, 5:18am
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thwacks her upside the head....
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with a phone shoe, of course!
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Dreamdeer
Valinor
Feb 16 2009, 4:43pm
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Would 99 attempt this with or without hobbit assistance? Or with some other non-man? (If we include Max in this category, I'm sure his feelings would be hurt, but he'd get over it.)
Life is beautiful and dangerous! Beware! Enjoy!
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