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stormcrow20
Gondor


Dec 21 2008, 7:48pm

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It's not in the past-tense yet. Pun-itis is quite inflectious. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Behold the magic of the Holiday Season!

Before: After:

"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."

"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"



weaver
Half-elven

Dec 21 2008, 8:49pm

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I hear there's a good verbal remedy for it.... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



Mar
Gondor


Dec 21 2008, 9:09pm

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If I may interject - could you justify that statement? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable - fall asleep and miss your life.


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 22 2008, 3:09am

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This pun thread is just pluperfect! Superlative! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Finding Frodo
Tol Eressea


Dec 22 2008, 3:25am

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Bwahaha!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Where's Frodo?


Annael
Immortal


Dec 22 2008, 3:52pm

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Embarassing pronouns with overtone of ["whatever sex you might or might not be"] // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


. . . let me tell you, if you are going to marry someone to change and improve him, better not. Likewise, if you are saying "yea" to the world to improve it, please, just leave us alone. There is but one way to say yea in love, and that is to affirm what is there.
- Joseph Campbell

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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967


Annael
Immortal


Dec 22 2008, 3:54pm

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that's a subjective opinion // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


. . . let me tell you, if you are going to marry someone to change and improve him, better not. Likewise, if you are saying "yea" to the world to improve it, please, just leave us alone. There is but one way to say yea in love, and that is to affirm what is there.
- Joseph Campbell

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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967


Ciars
Rohan


Dec 22 2008, 4:17pm

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comparatively speaking// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


the perfect place to unwind


Tyler
Lorien


Dec 22 2008, 5:16pm

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well maybe [In reply to] Can't Post

They thought that if they taught it to peaple they would be over ran by a dragon for years have to go to the shire find a hobbit to help them as a burgler and find this dragons weak spot (yeah i know i left some stuff out there)

Home is behind, the world ahead... And there are many paths to tread. Through shadow, to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade, all shall fade... all... shall... fade...


Myrkvidr
The Shire

Dec 22 2008, 5:28pm

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They were afraid people would start threads about it on message boards... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kimi
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 22 2008, 7:33pm

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My writing (including The Passing of Mistress Rose)

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

- A Room With a View


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 24 2008, 3:36pm

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All the vowels are short. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


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