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AlassŰa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 18 2008, 2:51pm

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Today's selection is from an anonymous friend of SFTH.
In honor of the discussion below about living in medieval times, what would a hobbit have to say about modern civilization?

Remember your // for no-text posts for those of us who read in threaded mode and PM me with your ideas for a future SFTH.



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.



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AlassŰa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 18 2008, 2:52pm

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In Las Vegas: "'All you can eat!? Is it a contest?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.



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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Dec 18 2008, 3:42pm

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They come in Big Gulps?!?! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Dec 18 2008, 3:48pm

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It's only news from Bree -- pay no attention. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 18 2008, 4:06pm

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"Ah! That was proper lite soy venti chai latte, that was!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915


AlassŰa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 18 2008, 4:37pm

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*snert* Although I don't think a hobbit would order a "lite"! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.



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(This post was edited by AlassŰa Eruvande on Dec 18 2008, 4:37pm)


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 18 2008, 4:59pm

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There'll be McDonalds gift cards for all, mind you-- this very month as is./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"Frodo? I know why you seek solitude."

"Evidently not."


AlassŰa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 18 2008, 5:00pm

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*mods up* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.



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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 18 2008, 5:01pm

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I don't hold with wearing polyestermongery, whether it wear well or no./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"Frodo? I know why you seek solitude."

"Evidently not."


AlassŰa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 18 2008, 5:13pm

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By the way, would somebody like to sub for me next week? [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm hosting the Eruvande Christmas Spectacular-Extravaganza-O-Riffic, so I *may* be a little too busy with RL.

If you're interested, the first person to reply to this post can do it.

Thanks! Smile



And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 18 2008, 5:38pm

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Everyone's going TOO FAST! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sample

"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 18 2008, 8:09pm

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They're after the house! They've never forgiven me for that interest-only cash-out refi./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"Frodo? I know why you seek solitude."

"Evidently not."


Mar
Gondor


Dec 18 2008, 9:02pm

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It just arnt natural and will come to no good. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable - fall asleep and miss your life.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 18 2008, 10:01pm

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After the oil change: "Ah! That was proper 14W20, that was!"/ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"Frodo? I know why you seek solitude."

"Evidently not."


silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 18 2008, 11:10pm

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You want me to give up 28% of my...for who?\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo
By El~Cugu (From the website: 'The realm of Manwe')










Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Dec 18 2008, 11:11pm

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Super size that, please! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 18 2008, 11:11pm

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What are those infernal blinky lights at the crossroads? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo
By El~Cugu (From the website: 'The realm of Manwe')










silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 18 2008, 11:15pm

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That's because they see you driving gramma :-D\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo
By El~Cugu (From the website: 'The realm of Manwe')










a.s.
Valinor


Dec 19 2008, 12:12am

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Wait: those guys don't look like Rangers to me!! [In reply to] Can't Post



"an seileachan"

Some say once you're gone, you're gone forever, and some say you're gonna come back.
Some say you'll rest in the arms of the Savior, if sinful ways you lack.
Some say that they're coming back in a garden: bunch of carrots and little sweet peas.
I think I'll just let the mystery be.

Iris DeMent



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weaver
Half-elven

Dec 19 2008, 12:49am

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well, I could Sam naming one of his kids Google Gamgee...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



batik
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2008, 2:29am

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Microwaveable bacon!!!!!!!!!!!/// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


batik
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2008, 2:30am

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What do they mean--no shirt, no *shoes*, no service?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


batik
Tol Eressea


Dec 19 2008, 2:34am

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What Surgeon General's Warning?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Dec 19 2008, 2:36am

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You must be how tall to ride!? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 19 2008, 2:47am

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Ha!:)\\ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

Tolkien and C.S. Lewis- The Gift of Friendship -Duriez


May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo
By El~Cugu (From the website: 'The realm of Manwe')









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