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The Vala vs. Our Admins

Arwen's daughter

Dec 9 2008, 7:18pm

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Who are the better keepers within their respective lands? Who would win in a head-to-head fight?

Bonus points if you tell us how things would go. Cool

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Dec 9 2008, 9:08pm

Post #2 of 12 (927 views)
The admins, [In reply to] Can't Post

seeing as the Valar don't really exist, but our delete buttons do.


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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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Dec 9 2008, 9:31pm

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Our Admins can exile Sauron the Maia and make it stick. Obviously the Valar can't.

The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Dec 13 2008, 10:06pm

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admin [In reply to] Can't Post

friendlier, and has a sense of humour.

ps, this is a very original topic, Arwen's DaughterSmile

Tol Eressea

Jan 1 2009, 11:20am

Post #5 of 12 (1473 views)
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... but until I see you creating Arda with music and destroying a whole continent later, I have to go with the Valar. Wink

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Jan 24 2009, 5:21am

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Well..... [In reply to] Can't Post

The admins can't release godlike powers upon naughty posters.



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Lúthien Tinúviel

Jan 31 2009, 5:33pm

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... but until I see you creating Arda with music and destroying a whole continent later, I have to go with the Valar. Wink

Forum Admin / Moderator

Feb 3 2009, 5:15pm

Post #8 of 12 (1631 views)
That we haven't done it [In reply to] Can't Post

doesn't mean we can't ...


Feb 24 2009, 12:37pm

Post #9 of 12 (852 views)
Very clever match-up! [In reply to] Can't Post

Unfought therefore undecided. Yes, the Admins/Mods are real (I think) and do have certain powers, although not ultimately unlimited ones. The Valar are only legendary. But it is possible that modern-day Valar do exsist (or think they exsist). But I do not think these Valar so-called, were they to exsist, would have any dispute with Admin/Mod here. Wink


Feb 26 2009, 10:27am

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...and quite right too. The Valar are spinless, flacid cowards, who allowed the suffering of millions before intervening (an act they could have done at any time) against the Dark Power. Against the just, proactive and potent power of the Admins they would have no hope.



Lúthien Tinúviel

Mar 25 2009, 12:24am

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Because the Valar could release their inhuman powers and destroy a Mod/Admin's computer, or destroy this whole site.


Jul 1 2013, 1:47pm

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