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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 14 2008, 6:14pm

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This was the Writer's Block question on LiveJournal today. My apologies for those who've already seen it there. But I thought it might be interesting.

Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words?



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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 14 2008, 6:18pm

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I don't know if any of them actually succeed. I'm not exactly Hemingway.

The dream that was Earth ended.

He laughed when she left him.

There was nothing left to do.

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NottaSackville
Valinor

Aug 14 2008, 6:23pm

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Aug 14 2008, 7:16pm

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`Are these magic cloaks?' asked Pippin, looking at them with wonder.
`I do not know what you mean by that,' answered the leader of the Elves.


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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 14 2008, 7:22pm

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The arrow flew true, finding dragonhide. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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NottaSackville
Valinor

Aug 14 2008, 8:41pm

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Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 14 2008, 9:05pm

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A story? Six words? No way! [In reply to] Can't Post

Where was my other left leg?

Normally cannibalism was taboo. But now…

Your music is deadly. Sing on.

There is no justice but mine.

in circles? Why am I going

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Aug 14 2008, 9:34pm

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squire
Half-elven


Aug 14 2008, 10:54pm

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Morthoron
Gondor


Aug 15 2008, 1:08am

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Once upon a time...the end.

This reminds me of the time the advertising team of Guinness Beer asked the infamous Irish writer and alcoholic, Brendan Behan, to write a slogan for Guinness. As part of his payment, the company offered him several kegs of Guinness stout. After a month of silence, the company impatiently asked Behan what he had come up with. Behan, having managed to drink all of the beer they had given him, came up with the following slogan: Guinness Makes You Drunk.

Needless to say, Guinness ended their business arrangement with Mr. Behan (although I think that the slogan is brilliant!).

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WhiteLadyEowyn
Rivendell


Aug 15 2008, 1:28am

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"In the end, I really matter"

"Finally she found love with him"

"He guided her through the darkness"

"I live, I breathe, I am"

"The fox wondered, 'Are those Hobbits?' "

"Hope died within the endless desolation"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 15 2008, 1:52am

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Far he journeyed in that ship, even into the starless voids; but most often was he seen at morning or at evening, glimmering in sunrise or sunset, as he came back to Valinor from voyages beyond the confines of the world.

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Woodyend
Gondor


Aug 15 2008, 1:53am

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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!


Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Aug 15 2008, 4:17am

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And the San Pablo sailed donwstream. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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With caffeine, all things are possible.

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Ainu Laire
Tol Eressea


Aug 15 2008, 5:49am

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A breeze blew out the light.

The Creator is dead; the end.

Buried with her was my heart.

It was Sunday when I died.


... I'm feeling a little melancholy tonight XD I have to say that I love NottaSackville's contribution, and all of the others are great.

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Kelvarhin
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Aug 15 2008, 5:52am

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Penthe
Gondor


Aug 15 2008, 10:55am

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Penthe
Gondor


Aug 15 2008, 10:56am

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For sale, wedding dress, never used [In reply to] Can't Post

Saddest story in the classifieds.

No improvement is too small or trivial to be worthwhile.


Elven
Valinor


Aug 15 2008, 11:41am

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Were off to Hobbiton finally!

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Advising Elf
Rohan


Aug 15 2008, 1:30pm

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Well, I didn't write it, but it works.


Annael
Immortal


Aug 15 2008, 2:13pm

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acheron
Gondor


Aug 15 2008, 3:45pm

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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams


Eventides
Tol Eressea

Aug 15 2008, 4:20pm

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"Under a light in Bethlehem, I was sifting through the sand; the saline burned my eyes, I was looking for Your hand. I gave up on myself, and left my pride disarmed; I cried out 'I'm alone!' and found myself in Your arms. 'Rest in Me, oh, My love; I have loved you before the world began. Rest in Me, oh, My love; you'll never wander too far to reach My hand.'"
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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Aug 15 2008, 5:00pm

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He came; he saw; he conquered.

Or, perhaps, *she* conquered would play better.

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


Elberbeth
Tol Eressea


Aug 15 2008, 5:03pm

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But you beat me to the button.

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."

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