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Chick Fight!

Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Jul 16 2008, 7:43pm

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Arwen Undomiel, Eowyn of Rohan, Queen Galadriel, and Rosie Cotton all enter an arena with their choice of weapons, armor, magic, etc. available to them. Who is the last one standing?



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Jul 16 2008, 8:19pm

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*Waits for a guy to come in and throw jello on this situation* [In reply to] Can't Post

Hmmmm if victory were to be gained by weaponry skills, I'd say Eowyn.

But other than that, I'd give it to Galadriel.

Unfortunately, I can't see how Rosie would win! Unless one of the other ladies mentioned how handsome they found Samwise. Now that would really tick her off! Then, she could be a serious contender!


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Gondorian_Ranger
Rivendell


Jul 16 2008, 8:32pm

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Queen Galadriel, of course, none of the others have potent magical powers at their disposal. Arwen might stand a chance if the arena were near Rivendell...but not much, admittedly. Rosie Cotton would go down first by the shield of Lady Eowyn, who in turn would be smoten by a tornado, summoned to the field by the Storm Queen. Arwen would then unsheath Hadhafang and begin chanting "Nin o chitaeglir, lasto beth daer: rimmonin Bruinen dan in ulaer!", in vain, there's no river to protect you this time! Galadriel then strikes her with lightning, setting her aflame. She runs around screaming for Aragorn before, smoking, she falls to the ground, dead. No offence, Arwen's daughter! Evil Tongue

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GlowWorm
Bree


Jul 16 2008, 11:21pm

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I say Galadreil, she was kind of metally looking during a scene in the Two Towers. Tongue


Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Jul 17 2008, 2:28pm

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It's not even close.

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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Jul 17 2008, 2:29pm

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Remember, this is a feminine board! [In reply to] Can't Post

Maybe they'll decide to forego the chick fight and start the Middle-earth chapter of Code Pink.

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Patty
Immortal


Jul 18 2008, 6:10pm

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It's for sure Rosie would be the first one out. [In reply to] Can't Post

Would Arwen fight her grandmother? Don't think so. And vice versa.

That leaves Eowyn winning by default.

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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Jul 18 2008, 11:27pm

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Nah. [In reply to] Can't Post

Eowyn once again uses a hobbit as a diversion, and takes down that prissy, pampered, Elf bimbo.
Gramma Gladdy? Stands back and watches the pale shadow of Luthien get the arse-whupping she should've had years earlier when it might've done her more good and improved her character. When the dust settles in Arwen's face, Gladdy congratulates Eowyn for fighting like a blonde---and repairing the public image and reputation of blonde women everywhere---and offers her Mirror for a quick little fix-up before dinner.


...Now, how ol' Gladdy managed to command Faramir to appear in the Mirror like that is anybody's guess. ;)


SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Jul 19 2008, 2:03am

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My wife's alot like Rosie [In reply to] Can't Post

So she could hold her own. But Galadriel has too much magic to be denied.

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Woodyend
Gondor


Jul 23 2008, 4:38pm

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She just looks like a women that you shouldn’t mess with, without automatic weapons.

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almas_sparks
Rohan

Sep 27 2008, 2:28pm

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Going by the movies, Arwen because she`s cunning, dirty player. I mean, look what she did to poor Nazgul. Just as they thought she was foolish enough to fight them ("if you want him,come and claim him...look,I`m a skinny chick with a sword, you affraid of me? Chickens!"), she pulls an Imhotep on them when they were half way into the water. All part of a devious plan.And look how she played her dad! "Oh,daddy, if you send troops to Helms Deep and bring the sword of Isildur to my bf, I`m so totally going away to the West....oh,by,the way,there will be a baby boy...well,he doesn`t have to be out of wedlock,you know...and, oh,I`m so sick to travel again,aaaah,I`m fainting...". Seriously, this girl is just too much! She deceives everyone intentionally. Eowyn didn`t decieve the Wiki by intetion,it just happened that she was in the disguise and that he was one of those dumb villains going "Now I`m going to tell you how you can defeat me...by disclosing my weak spot". "Gee, thanks,bro!" Also, Galadriel may be powerful but she is good at resisting temptation to do a bad thing and,like I said before, Arwen is a dirty player. Rosie...if any of the stronger ones slip on a banana peel...yeah, underdog wins. Laugh

realistically speaking, Galadriel hands down because she can see future, read minds...she wouldn`t let those enemies come close to her. She would Storm them away or something. She doesn`t seem to be one of those testing prophecies like Voldemort, you know, going after the one propheciesed to finish you off. keepting them away would do the trick.


Hyarmendacil
The Shire

Oct 21 2008, 1:38am

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Galadrial was the most powerful of the Elder except perhaps for Feanor. It would be no contest.


coltzen
Bree

Nov 7 2008, 6:16am

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I say Galadreil, she was kind of metally looking during a scene in the Two Towers. Tongue

when was this? do you mean FotR?


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 5:51pm

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