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Ataahua
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Mar 21 2007, 1:06am
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Bosnian man fakes own death to test popularity
GRADISKA, Bosnia - A Bosnian man faked his own death to see how many people would turn up at his funeral.
And he ended being very disappointed.
Amir Vehabovic, 45, was fuming when only his elderly mum turned up for the burial in the north Bosnian town of Gradiska.
Amir has written to the 45 people he had invited to his funeral, saying: "I paid a lot of money to get a fake death certificate and bribe undertakers to deliver an empty coffin.
"I really thought a lot more of you, my so-called friends, would turn up to pay their last respects. It just goes to show who you can really count on."
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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