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3-way Mordor Turf War


Jul 2 2008, 5:33am

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3-way Mordor Turf War Can't Post

So, the Dark Lord has fallen, power's up for grabs, and everybody's staking out their territory. Who woluld win in a three-way turf war, between the Uruk-Hai, the Olog-Hai, or the Bali-Hai? (And what are the Uruk-Hai doing in Mordor? A secret fell-beast training-camp for a joint Isengard/Mordor airforce, that got stranded far from home when the war went south.) Terrain is lousy: craterous, shifty-soiled, and with the occasional pool of burning industrial waste.

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Jul 3 2008, 2:16pm

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Trolls are quite stupid so I belive they would loose. That's all I know.

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Jul 3 2008, 3:04pm

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All the Uruk-hai need to do is wait until dawn. Any troll that isn't under cover by then will turn to stone, since Sauron isn't around to stop this from happening. The Olog-hai may be able to hold out in caves up in the mountains, but that's about it.

As for the Bali-hai, they stay on their tropical Pacific island paradise (a la Rogers & Hammerstein's South Pacific)!

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Jul 7 2008, 4:44am

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The fighting Uruk-Hai! [In reply to] Can't Post

I'd say the Uruk-Hai. They seem to be stronger and than the other orcs.


Jun 29 2013, 4:30pm

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