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Xena Warrior Princess vs Dernhelm Lady of the Shield-arm.

Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 22 2008, 1:41am

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Xena Warrior Princess vs Dernhelm Lady of the Shield-arm. Can't Post

In case you have forgotten, Eowyn disguised herself as a man and under the alias of Dernhelm.

Im split between hand to hand and sword to sword.

Hand to hand, mano a mano, I have to give it to Xena. She has the dexterity and the berserker mentality.

Sword to sword goes to Dernhelm. She took down the Which king almost by herself.


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Finduilas101
Rivendell


Jun 22 2008, 6:47pm

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Hmm.... [In reply to] Can't Post

I haven't really seen Xena at work, so I wouldn't really know, but what I do know is that this would be HILRIOUS.

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diedye
Grey Havens


Jun 22 2008, 7:58pm

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Xena, hands-down... [In reply to] Can't Post

She could kick assets, even when she was dead.

R.I.P.





Dreamdeer
Valinor


Jun 22 2008, 9:50pm

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I'll go with Xena. Dernhelm needs major,once-in-a-lifetime motivation to do her best. Xena just likes to fight, and barely restrains herself to wait for a good cause. The one who likes to fight would beat the one who would like to die--both might get their wishes simultaneously!

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Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Jun 22 2008, 9:54pm

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Xena [In reply to] Can't Post

Despite all of Dernhelm's strength and repressed rage, I think Xena wins hands-down with or without weapons. Eowyn's had plenty of training, but Xena has the real-world experience of fighting beasts, men, giants, and gods. Dernhelm can't compete. Plus, Xena isn't encumbered by pants Tongue



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Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 23 2008, 12:09am

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Thanks I needed that laugh... [In reply to] Can't Post

after the day I have had.

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Plus, Xena isn't encumbered by pants Tongue


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SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Jun 24 2008, 12:04am

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Xena has the experience// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 24 2008, 2:28am

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Eowyn [In reply to] Can't Post

Xena has a weakness for blondes.

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laughing1blue6dolphin
The Shire

Jul 10 2008, 4:21pm

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xena [In reply to] Can't Post

dont get me wrong eowen is awsome but xenas been fighting beasties all her life

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almas_sparks
Rohan

Sep 27 2008, 2:35pm

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xena fights in a corset [In reply to] Can't Post

she wins hands down. Fighting in a corset and mini skirt vs armour...no contest. I mean, if you survive in a skimpy get-up,you can deal with anything.


AncalagontheBlack
Rohan

Jun 29 2013, 5:38pm

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