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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 1:18pm

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Oh no! It's another Lame Middle Earth Riddle! Can't Post

Time for another groanfest!

Miruvor is the famous cordial of Imladris.

What is another, less well-known Middle Earth liqueur? Highlight for answer ----> Erendil Marnier

Can you do worse?

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Stapper
Lorien


Mar 19 2007, 3:17pm

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Run! Run for your lives! [In reply to] Can't Post

Or rather, I'll stick it out and see how bad it gets.

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 19 2007, 4:03pm

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What luscious beverage is served up in the Shire? [In reply to] Can't Post

Brandy Wine :D


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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 4:08pm

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I'll take some of that! [In reply to] Can't Post

BTW, "Brandywine" is the name of the finish on our pre-fab kitchen cabinets!

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 19 2007, 4:17pm

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Oh... that's just Too Cool!!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Ciars
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 4:59pm

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Red or White? [In reply to] Can't Post

In the Rohan they enjoy a glass or two of Folc Wine - sparkling of course!!



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May the wind be always at your back.


Moriel
The Shire


Mar 19 2007, 5:03pm

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OK. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? [In reply to] Can't Post

None, of course. For the Eldar of ancient days did dwell in the light of the Two Bulbs, which were the greatest creation and highest achievement of their art, and after Morgoth did Burn Them Out, never again may the elves reach that pinnacle of illuminative technology, for such things come only once.

Moriel - the Daughter of the Dark
Serving your wiseacre needs since the blooming of the Trees.


Moriel
The Shire


Mar 19 2007, 5:06pm

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Suddenly, I have an idea for an ad... [In reply to] Can't Post

On the back page of "Gondor Today" magazine we see a clear bottle with a golden ring shining from inside of it. The caption simply says "Absolut Power".

Moriel - the Daughter of the Dark
Serving your wiseacre needs since the blooming of the Trees.

(This post was edited by Moriel on Mar 19 2007, 5:06pm)


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 5:10pm

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Excellent! [nt] [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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(This post was edited by Advising Elf on Mar 19 2007, 5:11pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 19 2007, 5:11pm

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What's the difference between an elephant and an oliphaunt? [In reply to] Can't Post

About 6000 years.

Quark: Can you at least give me a clue why no one has ever come back alive?

Palindrome: Oh, we don't know. No one has ever come back to tell us.

(Later...)

Quark: Starnote. We are now orbiting Polumbus, a planet nobody has ever returned from. - It could be very crowded down there.


Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 5:11pm

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Even better! [nt] [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 5:15pm

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Ah! You've read these posts before! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 19 2007, 5:43pm

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Oddly enough, I had this picture for a footer a few months ago: [In reply to] Can't Post



weaver
Half-elven

Mar 19 2007, 5:47pm

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What new drink did Barliman Butterbur concoct after the Black Riders attacked his Inn? [In reply to] Can't Post

"Wrong-guy-in-side-Bree"

That's a variation on a Long Island Iced Tea, just so I don't get whooshed again!

Weaver


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 19 2007, 5:50pm

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Then what do the Dwarves drink on long journeys, you ask? [In reply to] Can't Post

Crambuie.


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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 6:03pm

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I'll start calling you "whoosher" instead of weaver.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 19 2007, 6:03pm

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Another winner, L. Ron. [In reply to] Can't Post

A rather dubious honor.

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dernwyn
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Mar 19 2007, 11:33pm

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"Brandywine" is also the model name of our tent-trailer! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 19 2007, 11:39pm

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Where is a Middle-earth liquor-lover's favorite vacation spot? [In reply to] Can't Post

The Sea of Rhm.

Crazy


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diedye
Grey Havens


Mar 20 2007, 12:35am

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What hill is famous for its bad manners?... [In reply to] Can't Post

Amon Rdh.

*ducks rancid tomatoes*



Penthe
Gondor


Mar 20 2007, 12:42am

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most hilarious. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 20 2007, 12:46am

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What do you call a Sith lord with a penchant for nude bathing? [In reply to] Can't Post

Darth Galen.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 20 2007, 12:51am

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Black Rush-in?/ [In reply to] Can't Post



silneldor
Half-elven


Mar 20 2007, 1:33am

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Where was Sauron's heart when his tower began to fall. [In reply to] Can't Post

Isenmouthe


Could have been his butt too. Kissing his hee haw good bye.

"Tolkien, like Lewis, believed that, through story, the real world would become a more magical place, full of meaning. We see its patterns and colors in a fresh way. The recovery of a true view of the world applies both to individual things, like hills and stones, and to the cosmic - the depths of space and time itself. For in sub-creation, in Tolkien's view, there is a "survey" of space and time. Reality is captured on a miniature scale. Through stories like The Lord of the Rings, a renewed view of things is given, illuminating the homely, the spiritial, the physical, and the moral dimensions of the world."

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Advising Elf
Rohan


Mar 20 2007, 2:25am

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Coolness to the max!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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