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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
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Jun 14 2008, 8:52pm

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So just what was the reason for Orome staying away so often from the rest of the Valar?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jun 14 2008, 8:55pm

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All the shouting and the yelling... [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 14 2008, 9:08pm

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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!


RosieLass
Valinor


Jun 14 2008, 10:10pm

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They were mean and always stole his lunch money. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brains."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brains."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."


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weaver
Half-elven

Jun 14 2008, 11:32pm

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..middle-Valar syndrome..// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Penthe
Gondor


Jun 15 2008, 12:12am

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Ataahua
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Jun 15 2008, 1:39am

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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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luinfalathiel
Lorien


Jun 15 2008, 7:44am

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He was off smoking pipe-weed! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jun 15 2008, 12:54pm

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Spending too much time on the Old Board's archives ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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leo
Rohan


Jun 15 2008, 2:29pm

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He was on a mission from God to save to orphanage he was raised in by nuns... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Daughter of Nienna
Grey Havens


Jun 15 2008, 6:43pm

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 15 2008, 8:39pm

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Manwë wouldn't stop kidding him about his 'lack of Manwëness'./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 




Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Jun 15 2008, 9:04pm

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Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 15 2008, 10:17pm

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"Well, on second thought, let's not go to Valinor. It is a silly place." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 15 2008, 10:22pm

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”



acheron
Gondor


Jun 15 2008, 10:34pm

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For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams


Ataahua
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Jun 15 2008, 10:36pm

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"I've had a wonderful time in Middle-earth, but this wasn't one of them." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Jun 15 2008, 11:29pm

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Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Jun 15 2008, 11:31pm

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The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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sador
Half-elven

Jun 16 2008, 5:49am

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"For one thing' in that position one has a chance of putting a question a second time" - Merry


sador
Half-elven

Jun 16 2008, 5:51am

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It wasn't their choice; Varda simply threw out whoever blew his horn too loud while she was taking her beauty nap.

"For one thing' in that position one has a chance of putting a question a second time" - Merry


Woodyend
Gondor


Jun 16 2008, 8:14pm

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May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Jun 17 2008, 2:17am

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There he stood
Proud and solemn
Yet happy and gay
Kelvarhin's Universe
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play (with thanks to grammaboodawg :) )


stormcrow20
Gondor


Jun 17 2008, 3:00am

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You thought B.O. was bad? You should smell V.O. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)

Believe in the possibility of the impossible.

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SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Jun 17 2008, 6:13pm

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He just started painting his nails black, wearing pale makeup with black lipstick and eyeliner, listening to Goth-metal, and wearing chains and dog collars with his all black clothing.

Eglario Valar!
It's me!
It's me!

(This post was edited by SmeagoloftheStoors on Jun 17 2008, 6:17pm)

 
 

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