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Scenes From The Hat

Darkstone
Elvenhome


Mar 26, 9:27pm

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"A Palantir is a dangerous tool" said Gandalf to Saruman.

So is the internet.

Some possible Palantir websites might be Cirdan's DIY "Swan-ship Construction For Dummies", Arwen's angsty "lonelyshe-elf19", or Maeglin's spooky "Creepylembas".

What other Palantir websites could there be?

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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 27, 12:21am

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Sandyman's "Boating For Fun And Profit" [In reply to] Can't Post

All you need to know how to do...for a cut of the inheritance.


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Kimi
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Mar 27, 12:56am

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The Lembas diet: in seven days you'll look like an Elf maiden. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


The Passing of Mistress Rose
My historical novels

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

- A Room With a View


Ataahua
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Mar 27, 1:44am

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Farmer Maggot's Defensive Farming Techniques. [In reply to] Can't Post

"A good defence is a good offense - preferably one with four legs and sharp teeth."

(Thanks for reprising this - talk about a blast from the past.) Smile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


noWizardme
Gondolin


Mar 27, 11:42am

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Didn't Sauron start... [In reply to] Can't Post

Didn't Sauron start a website to try and get the old gang back together? Fiends Reunited, I think it was.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


NottaSackville
Doriath

Mar 27, 12:42pm

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Radagast's Alternative Fuel Vehicle Wiki / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


grammaboodawg
Elvenhome


Mar 27, 1:36pm

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Etsiees' Multi-fabric Collection of Glowing Globe Totes [In reply to] Can't Post

 Thanks for doing this :D It's been a really long time!



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We have been there and back again.


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Meneldor
Doriath


Mar 27, 3:48pm

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Which ISP do you prefer? [In reply to] Can't Post

Ungoliant's or Shelob's?




They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Doriath


Mar 27, 6:01pm

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Lobelia's "Vintage Spoon Collectibles". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
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Mar 27, 6:11pm

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Ethel Duath
Gondolin


Mar 27, 7:46pm

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New prime time riddle show: www.middle-earthjeopardy.gollumhosting.com. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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