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watching paint dry appreciation society: fwd look spreadsheet

DGHCaretaker
Nargothrond

Mar 21, 9:17pm

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watching paint dry appreciation society: fwd look spreadsheet Can't Post

So sorry. I couldn't resist Felagund's, who predicts several thousand hits, suggestion to create a control study of site traffic.


Felagund
Nargothrond


Mar 21, 11:12pm

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all's fair [In reply to] Can't Post

in the name of empirical investigation!

Welcome to the Mordorfone network, where we put the 'hai' back into Uruk


Felagund
Nargothrond


Mar 24, 8:50pm

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some conclusions we could draw! [In reply to] Can't Post

  • There are a lot of drying paint enthusiasts on TORn. In which case, there is probably great disappointment that I teased a spreadsheet but haven't delivered.


  • Not mutually exclusive to the above, the word has got out on the Interwebway that TORn is where keen observers of drying paint can get their fix. See above for the spreadsheet disappointment world we're now in.


  • TORn is the subject of a botfest. Including bots who love drying paint.


  • Welcome to the Mordorfone network, where we put the 'hai' back into Uruk


    Ethel Duath
    Gondolin


    Mar 24, 10:55pm

    Post #4 of 13 (18946 views)
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    This should attract your third demographic. [In reply to] Can't Post

    https://www.symach.com/...lio-articoli/flydry/



    Felagund
    Nargothrond


    Mar 25, 12:23am

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    hahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

    This thread is going to be ALL of the Internet before long!

    Welcome to the Mordorfone network, where we put the 'hai' back into Uruk


    DGHCaretaker
    Nargothrond

    Mar 25, 3:24am

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    Demo Spreadsheet [In reply to] Can't Post

    I prefer the first option as the funniest.

    Felagund's prediction is being proved correct with this thread already, surprisingly, or not, close to 50% of traffic's read count.

    Most Rings of Power threads don't have that readership.


    (This post was edited by DGHCaretaker on Mar 25, 3:28am)


    DwellerInDale
    Nargothrond


    Mar 25, 5:08am

    Post #7 of 13 (16943 views)
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    Detective Work [In reply to] Can't Post

    Whoever is doing this (if such is the case) appears to have begun shortly after March 1st. Speaking of The Rings of Power, check out the thread "Rings of Power was Written by Aliens Posted on 9 September 2024 by Sørina Higgins":

    Post #50: ~500 views

    Post #51: ~75,000 views

    Posts 51+ were on the final page where several posts were added during the second week of March.

    Don't mess with my favorite female elves.









    NottaSackville
    Doriath

    Mar 25, 3:35pm

    Post #8 of 13 (14203 views)
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    There's a 4th possibility [In reply to] Can't Post

    A mischievous TornSib has written a web scraper specifically to mess with your control post.

    Would any such TornSib be so mischievous? Would I? Evil

    (No I didn't, but maybe only because I didn't see this thread until it already had 26K views...)

    Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


    Ethel Duath
    Gondolin


    Mar 25, 3:47pm

    Post #9 of 13 (14126 views)
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    Well, honestly, it is. I just couldn't find [In reply to] Can't Post

    any pics of intent TORnsibs studying this thread.Angelic
    Perhaps we'll need a new forum. So many possibilities, in all possible genres, including Story and Song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antsJn1oHxQ



    Ethel Duath
    Gondolin


    Mar 25, 3:49pm

    Post #10 of 13 (14112 views)
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    If it is the last, we should [In reply to] Can't Post

    take this opportunity as World Citizens to create a program that would inject Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics into their software.



    DGHCaretaker
    Nargothrond

    Apr 10, 2:43pm

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    Let Them Eat Static [In reply to] Can't Post

    Despite its initial surge, the bots seem to have lost interest in this thread.


    Ethel Duath
    Gondolin


    Apr 10, 3:14pm

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    If bots they be, [In reply to] Can't Post

    perhaps my idea of infecting them with Asimov's Laws worked, and they've moved on to Aid Mankind, seeing we're self-sufficient here, and not worth bot-hering about.



    CuriousG
    Gondolin


    Apr 10, 5:37pm

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    Lost interest? This thread was just getting fascinating // [In reply to] Can't Post

     

     
     

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