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A literary 'in my pants' game

noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 4:29pm

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A literary 'in my pants' game Can't Post

A variant of our usual 'pants' game. To play add 'in my pants' to the title of something Tolkien wrote. Complete works or chapter titles are allowed.

Examples:
  • Goblin Feet In My Pants
  • Out of the Frying-pan and Into the Fire In My Pants
  • The Black Gate Is Shut In My Pants
  • The War Of The Jewels In My Pants


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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


oliphaunt
Lorien


Jan 19 2023, 7:22pm

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You are making my eyes water [In reply to] Can't Post

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil in my pants
Mr Bliss in my pants
The Clouds Burst in my pants

Maybe this is quite a bad idea.


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 7:42pm

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Absolutely terrible idea. Let's do some more! :) [In reply to] Can't Post

Those are great - terrible, but great.Laugh
And next back-to-back, I can't decide which is worse:

Three is Company in My Pants

A Shortcut to Mushrooms in My Pants

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Jan 19 2023, 7:45pm)


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 7:55pm

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A Secret Vice In My Pants [In reply to] Can't Post

Which would pinch, you'd have thought...Shocked

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A Secret Vice in My Pants was first published in The Monsters and the Critics and Other Essays in My Pants (1983), together with six other essays by Tolkien, edited by his son Christopher.

Wikipedia In My Pants


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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


squire
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 7:59pm

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An Unexpected Party in my Pants [In reply to] Can't Post

The Two Towers in my Pants

Flotsam and Jetsam in my Pants

The Tower of Cirith Ungol in my Pants



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noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 8:12pm

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Bravo...oh-no! :) <3 // [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


oliphaunt
Lorien


Jan 19 2023, 8:44pm

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Please stop [In reply to] Can't Post

Even the Silmarillion is not exempt:

Of the Sun and Moon and the Hiding of Valinor in my pants.


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 8:56pm

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The Forbidden Pool In My Pants... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


cats16
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 9:12pm

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UT anyone? [In reply to] Can't Post

A Description of the Island of Númenor in my pants

The Disaster in my pants of the Gladden FIelds

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 19 2023, 9:29pm

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Homeward Bound In My Pants [In reply to] Can't Post

was the only decent one I could find. Angelic

You're hopeless.
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noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 9:29pm

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I have created a monster... jolly good :) [In reply to] Can't Post

And well spotted that 'in my pants' doesn't have to go at the end (I didn't know thatSmile).

Unfortunately this means we can play for longer...Evil
e.g. The Hunt In My Pants For The Ring

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Jan 19 2023, 9:44pm)


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 19 2023, 9:32pm

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The Coming of Glaurung In My Pants (Children of Hurin) [In reply to] Can't Post

The Coming of Glaurung In My Pants

...would probably not be a good thing. I think that the neighbours would call the cops, and there I would be trying to explain

The Death Of Glaurung In My Pants

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Jan 19 2023, 9:35pm)


oliphaunt
Lorien


Jan 19 2023, 10:05pm

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Icky [In reply to] Can't Post

The Passing in my Pants of the Grey Company

Many Partings in my pants


acheron
Gondor


Jan 20 2023, 5:40pm

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Many Meetings In My Pants // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 20 2023, 6:23pm

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The joys of Zoom meetings... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jan 21 2023, 2:56am

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“A Shortcut to Mushrooms in my Pants” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Morthoron
Gondor


Feb 14 2023, 1:48am

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Hmmmm..... [In reply to] Can't Post

The White Hand in my pants.
The Mouth of Sauron in my pants.
Fatty Bolger in my pants.
An Unexpected Party in my pants.
The Old Forest in my pants.

I better stop now before I get carried away...in my pants.





noWizardme
Half-elven


Feb 14 2023, 6:03pm

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What a week! [In reply to] Can't Post

...and it's not even Wednesday Laugh

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

 
 

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